I wish you'd mentioned that before I dated Basil...
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ffs SteveIt was like a budget version of The Crying Game, squire.
ok I need to have a lie down nowI really need to get a life.
I'd offer you mine but it's already third hand. Previous owner must have been a pensioner who sent daily complaint letters to Points of View.
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That article is short but I struggled through it out of curiosity. How much would she get paid for that fecking shite?
i will never be able to tell which is real and which is parody, and frankly that's amazing work by the guardian
same tbh
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I suppose when your writers don't have to deal with minor distractions like stalled wages, increasing food and energy bills, lack of child protection, police harassment, racism, dangerous environments and the like, you can focus on the things that really matter.
'Feck's bleedin' sake, Guardian...Guardian Books said:
*cries a lot*
What did this tweet say?
'Are the guardian offices near a leaking power plant? We ask Greta Thunberg & RuPaul'
I guess Will left the coffee pot on too long..
Reverse nepotism: is David Cameron's reputation affecting Samantha's dress sales?
The ex PM’s wife reckons her new fashion label, Cefinn, is being held back by our feelings towards that bloke in her shed
The ex PM’s wife reckons her new fashion label, Cefinn, is being held back by our feelings towards that bloke in her shed
The Guardian is a mess but it's the perfect antithesis to the Daily Mail. That way The Guardian can post a story called "Why All Men Are Pigs and if you don't agree you're a sexist fecking bastard and deserve to be shot" whenever the Mail post a "Woman SHOWS OFF neat vag under long dress after pap takes up skirt photos without her knowledge".
Guardian said:
Guardian said:
According to golfers, Jeremy Corbyn is the Boogieman
The guardian has dar more integrity than the daily mail will ever have.
The guardian's serious stuff is often or even usually great. The other stuff is so obviously filler that I just never read it.
The Mail however is always toxic lies when trying to be serious. The other 80% ..................
The Mail however is always toxic lies when trying to be serious. The other 80% ..................
Fixed that for ya
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Not when you live in England with a woman from a tropical country.
I've always been amazed that Arwa's weekly Patriarchy articles, in the Comment Is Free section, never allow comments.
I know there's wankers out there who would just spam sexist comments, but when your articles are so brazen every week surely you should have the guts to defend your work from criticism?
The columnists don't like readers commenting on how laughable the writers' opinions sometimes are; hence, increasing absent comments sections.
Stop writing laughable articles then. I'm loving the donation drive they've got going on at the moment - as if I'm going to donate to their little private club.
I'll stick to InfoWars, thanks. Proper real news.
I'm more than happy for places to stop allowing comments sections. Why is there a need for people to respond to every single thing published online? It's even started to creep into real life - Manchester art gallery had an exhibition recently where there was a rail beneath all artworks where people could place comment cards. It descended into farce pretty much immediately.
Because the area on their webpage where these bizarre opinion pieces come from is called "Comment Is Free" ffs.
It's not called 'everyone's comment is free (or indeed necessary)' though, is it?