The OFF TOPIC Berbatov thread (used to be 'Berbatov Wants Move')

[Alex]

Dimitar Berbatov's agent has claimed the player wants to leave Tottenham for a larger club

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3012615,00.html

If the price isn't absurd United should go after Berbatov, he seems to be getting his head back on straight and has all the talent in the world, would do excellent at United no doubt about it

 

[Kelvin]

time to start wanking again.

 

[Van Piorsing]

He loves Spurs but what a hell... they suck, even with him.

 

[Moston Red]

This will be denied by the player before 12 pm.

 

[Drifter]

renties will probably need a new striker.

 

[Van Piorsing]

renties need a new striker.

They always need a new striker.

 

[Dreaded]

How many Beratov threads will we have before the window closes?

 

[Van Piorsing]

How many Beratov threads will we have before the window closes?

It didn't even started.

 

[Drifter]

This could be another Tevez epic.

 

[Juwaini]

This could be another Tevez epic.

Happy ending?

 

[Van Piorsing]

West Ham just said they won't let Berbatov.

 

[Drifter]

Happy ending?

Great ending.But the storyline inbetween dragged on a bit.

 

[Eyepopper]

I'm going for a shit....

This better be cleared up by the time i get back.. and I'm NOT taking a paper so make it sharpish!

 

[Van Piorsing]

I'm going for a shit....

This better be cleared up by the time i get back.. and I'm NOT taking a paper so make it sharpish!

I hope your shit is long enough because it's going to be a really long saga.

 

[SmashedHombre]

Didn't he reject us in the first place?

 

[Epic]

"Fans must understand Dimitar is 27 next month and time is running out for him to play for a club which can match his ambition."

It's only his second season there. Why did he join Spurs in the first place then?

 

[Van Piorsing]

"Fans must understand Dimitar is 27 next month and time is running out for him to play for a club which can match his ambition."

It's only his second season there. Why did he join Spurs in the first place then?

He thought they have ambitions.

 

[Kelvin]

West Ham just said they won't let Berbatov.

 

[Van Piorsing]

See Teveth thread.

Nevermind...

 

[Eyepopper]

fecking Thai food..

 

[ALX8725]

West Ham just said they won't let Berbatov.

West Ham won't let him.... ____________ (what?)

 

[Van Piorsing]

West Ham won't let him.... ____________ (what?)

That was only a joke.

 

[FlawlessThaw]

Didn't he reject us in the first place?

Technically he did, we were interested in him but we were only going to sell him once we sold Ruud. He decided he could not wait just in case United couldn't sell Ruud and so moved to Spurs.

 

[Maajid]

"Berbatov is a cry-baby, I don't want us to sign him."

 

[Crumpsall Red]

Would he be able to keep up with the pace of our attacks? I can see him running forward out of breath, when Ronnie and Rooney are already on their way back.

Of course Ronnie will give him a crafty wink as he passes him.

 

[FlawlessThaw]

Would he be able to keep up with the pace of our attacks? I can see him running forward out of breath, when Ronnie and Rooney are already on their way back.

Of course Ronnie will give him a crafty wink as he passes him.

Berbatov isn't an unfit player.

 

[Maajid]

You, sir, clearly don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Raven Blade]

Very good striker. May be worth some consideration.

 

[EspadaYdaga]

berbatov sux dix

 

[Maajid]

. . . as opposed to rox sox. Well put.

 

[GusHiddink]

sign him...i havent been this excited about a potential signing since rooney.


Id say 75..nay 85% of utd fans are clueless as to how good this guy is. He'd be worshiped after a few games showcasing his ability.

 

[Crumpsall Red]

Berbatov isn't an unfit player.

True, he's just feckin slow and lazy

 

[EspadaYdaga]

. . . as opposed to rox sox. Well put.

that's exactly what i meant!

 

[UnitedRoadRed]

True, he's just feckin slow and lazy

Fergie would shout that out of him.

Perhaps he simply needs the right stage to perform on.

But, what would you forward six be then?

 

[Drifter]

Could be a nice smokescreen.While we sign Defoe.

 

[Woodzy]

It's a shame that instead of an epic Tevez like thread that we can all collectively wank in, we get multiple threads and little bursts of jizz all over the place as time goes by.

 

[Maajid]

that's exactly what i meant!

Great minds think alike, mon ami.

 

[Mihajlovic]

West Ham just said they won't let Berbatov.

Best Polish player ever!

 

[Godfather]

cock-out-time?

 

[Chapster]

Fergie would shout that out of him.

Perhaps he simply needs the right stage to perform on.

But, what would you forward six be then?

he couldn't shout that out ofRVN, who is infinitely more professional in attitude