You: Welcome to Omegle Chat, I'm your ChatGuide, Hectic.
Stranger: Hello, are you really a CG?
You: I am indeed, I've been busy tonight, a lot of activity.
Stranger: ah, can you help me?
You: I can try. What's the problem?
Stranger: sometimes the window freezes after people disconnect, or sometimes randomly.
You: Are you using Internet Explorer?
Stranger: yes I am.
You: Aha, I would recommend upgrading to Firefox or Opera for this particular service, it runs twice as smooth on those browsers since we changed the server.
Stranger: Ah! ill give that a try actually.
You: I'm looking into your Log now and I can see that your page times-out a lot. Perhaps you have a firewall, or IE is blocking something out, an upgrade should fix that completely.
Stranger: Thanks!
You: No problem. However, I've browsed through your chat history and I've come across some disturbing conversations....
Stranger: you are allowed to see our chat history???
You: Yes, it's part of the reason we are allowed to run this chat service, so we can monitor independent users and report them if necessary.
Stranger: Report??
Stranger: Look, im not the only one who uses this computer ok, my brother and my sister both use it as much as me, and this site is bookmarked so anyone could of used it.
You: At this point, It doesn't matter who used your computer at the time.
Stranger: please dont report me....i was only kidding and i thought this was a stranger site so you could say anything. its only messing about, please Hectic.
You: I'm afraid you have breached our T&C repeatedly, and as a ChatGuide I have to report you to the relevant authorities. I have your IP Address and I have notified your Operator.
Stranger: fecksake come on please i will do anything, im begging you!!
You: It's too late.
Stranger: omg
You: I advise you to delete your private history, that's the least you can do.
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: I'm serious, and after reading some of those Chat Logs, you should be too.
Stranger: omg omg omfg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What a complete spastic.