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- Nov 28, 2006
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Results
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApJlSEl0LigadDRRRkFRakZqdFNpMm1oeXlBM0Zmb1E#gid=0
REGULARS SECTION
Best poster 2011: Mockney
Worst poster 2011: Kelvin
Most under-rated poster 2011: rcoobc
Most improved poster 2011: Mockney
Poster you'd meet for a drink 2011: moses
Creepiest Poster 2011: Weaste
Poster who should have posted more 2011: Plech
Most clueless poster 2011: Devilish
Best non-United poster 2011: pete
Most annoying non-United poster 2011: pete
Fanboy of the Year 2011: wr8
Agenda Poster of the year 2011: Randall
Transfer Muppet of the Year 2011: wr8
Biggest Whiner 2011: Randall
Biggest liar 2011: TMRD
Best E-Fight 2011: Boss v Brwned
Poster who is usually drunk or stoned the most whilst posting 2011: Popper
Funniest Poster 2011: rimaldo
Funniest Post 2011: Plech's All turn to Kopites
Nice guy award 2011: SteveJ
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011: Team Rupert GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011: Team Rupert GB
Grumpy Old Git of the Year 2011: Randall
MODMIN SECTION
Most helpful Mod/Admin 2011: Sults
Least Helpful Mod/Admin 2011: Dwayne
Best Banning 2011: Scholesy
Worst Banning 2011: Cold Zebra
Regular who'd make a good Mod: R_Nick
NEWBIE SECTION
Best Newbie 2011: SteveJ
Worst Newbie promoted 2011: Kid_Cunto
MISC
Best thread 2011: Attack the Space
Worst thread 2011: Werewolf
Best Caf Moment 2011: Attack the Space
Worst Caf Moment 2011: Googlegate
Departed/Banned user who should come back: Spammy
Biggest Spammer 2011: wr8
Most Racist Poster 2011: rednev
Biggest WUM 2011: Baz
Rant of the Year 2011: Boss 'Can I live?'
Brad award for Drama Queen of the Year 2011: Boss
Keyboard warrior of the Year 2011: Boss/Lance
Most likely to resemble online persona in real life: MUM
Top Red of the Year 2011: Ralphie
Best Windup of the Year 2011: Geebs' The newbs is closing
Worst Windup of the Year 2011: friendlytramp
Redcafe lifetime achievement award: Spoony
Evening, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, Forev and Weaste, and welcome to the RedCafe Annual Awards 2011. The votes have been cast and counted, bribes accepted and spent and all that remains is to announce the winners. If you don’t see your name on the list don’t worry, it either means you aren’t even good enough to get recognition on an internet forum or that you actually have a life outside of this place. So you’ve got that, that’s safe.
But for those of you who have won, just remember that as a very famous mentalist once said, “Fame is a mask that eats into the face”. Winning tonight might make you feel like you’re ten feet tall, your head will be filled with thoughts of important or glamorous parties (that you will never be invited to) or that you might one day be able to have full sex with a woman but I’m here to tell you that won’t ever happen. The only thing a RedCafe award gets you is recognition from a bunch of people whose greatest achievement is having the internet (and also 15% off in participating Little Chef restaurants).
We’re going to try get through these reasonably quickly and you’ll see that for a few of them we haven’t bothered doing two presentations as the same person has won two pretty similar awards and/or we couldn’t be arsed doing another one for them. Good luck to all involved and remember; there’s always next year. For most of you.
Hugs and Kisses
Fade to black with some Black Eyed Peas song playing in the background. Probably that one about getting things started, but they're all good really.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApJlSEl0LigadDRRRkFRakZqdFNpMm1oeXlBM0Zmb1E#gid=0
REGULARS SECTION
Best poster 2011: Mockney
Worst poster 2011: Kelvin
Most under-rated poster 2011: rcoobc
Most improved poster 2011: Mockney
Poster you'd meet for a drink 2011: moses
Creepiest Poster 2011: Weaste
Poster who should have posted more 2011: Plech
Most clueless poster 2011: Devilish
Best non-United poster 2011: pete
Most annoying non-United poster 2011: pete
Fanboy of the Year 2011: wr8
Agenda Poster of the year 2011: Randall
Transfer Muppet of the Year 2011: wr8
Biggest Whiner 2011: Randall
Biggest liar 2011: TMRD
Best E-Fight 2011: Boss v Brwned
Poster who is usually drunk or stoned the most whilst posting 2011: Popper
Funniest Poster 2011: rimaldo
Funniest Post 2011: Plech's All turn to Kopites
Nice guy award 2011: SteveJ
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011: Team Rupert GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011: Team Rupert GB
Grumpy Old Git of the Year 2011: Randall
MODMIN SECTION
Most helpful Mod/Admin 2011: Sults
Least Helpful Mod/Admin 2011: Dwayne
Best Banning 2011: Scholesy
Worst Banning 2011: Cold Zebra
Regular who'd make a good Mod: R_Nick
NEWBIE SECTION
Best Newbie 2011: SteveJ
Worst Newbie promoted 2011: Kid_Cunto
MISC
Best thread 2011: Attack the Space
Worst thread 2011: Werewolf
Best Caf Moment 2011: Attack the Space
Worst Caf Moment 2011: Googlegate
Departed/Banned user who should come back: Spammy
Biggest Spammer 2011: wr8
Most Racist Poster 2011: rednev
Biggest WUM 2011: Baz
Rant of the Year 2011: Boss 'Can I live?'
Brad award for Drama Queen of the Year 2011: Boss
Keyboard warrior of the Year 2011: Boss/Lance
Most likely to resemble online persona in real life: MUM
Top Red of the Year 2011: Ralphie
Best Windup of the Year 2011: Geebs' The newbs is closing
Worst Windup of the Year 2011: friendlytramp
Redcafe lifetime achievement award: Spoony
Evening, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, Forev and Weaste, and welcome to the RedCafe Annual Awards 2011. The votes have been cast and counted, bribes accepted and spent and all that remains is to announce the winners. If you don’t see your name on the list don’t worry, it either means you aren’t even good enough to get recognition on an internet forum or that you actually have a life outside of this place. So you’ve got that, that’s safe.
But for those of you who have won, just remember that as a very famous mentalist once said, “Fame is a mask that eats into the face”. Winning tonight might make you feel like you’re ten feet tall, your head will be filled with thoughts of important or glamorous parties (that you will never be invited to) or that you might one day be able to have full sex with a woman but I’m here to tell you that won’t ever happen. The only thing a RedCafe award gets you is recognition from a bunch of people whose greatest achievement is having the internet (and also 15% off in participating Little Chef restaurants).
We’re going to try get through these reasonably quickly and you’ll see that for a few of them we haven’t bothered doing two presentations as the same person has won two pretty similar awards and/or we couldn’t be arsed doing another one for them. Good luck to all involved and remember; there’s always next year. For most of you.
Hugs and Kisses
Fade to black with some Black Eyed Peas song playing in the background. Probably that one about getting things started, but they're all good really.