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Wonder Pigeon

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Ah just get one of those inflatable women. Just make sure it's a woman though, cos this one time, heh heh...
 

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Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
 

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Simpsons is class! I actually still like the new episodes - not as fantastic as the older ones, but still great entertainment.
 

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Best comedy of all time.

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" :lol: Just genius.







 

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Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Homer (watching on TV): I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
 

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HOMER
Don't worry. We won a dental plan in the strike of '88. (indicating scar) That's where I got this scar.

Flashback to the strike. The employees protest.

CARL
What do we want?

EMPLOYEES
More equitable treatment at the hands of management!

CARL
When do we want it?

EMPLOYEES
Soon!

Pan across to Homer at the snack cart.

HOMER
Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?
 

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"You make a very adulterous point, senator"
 

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I'm disappointed that my post in the Old Clothes thread went unnoticed.


"My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet..."
 

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I've not been able to find it online but does anyone remember when Marge is politically active or something and Homer makes her angry so he tries to make it up to her by printing a bunch of yards signs? And then instead of YES ON 24 he misspells on and it says YES NO 24?
 

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Chief Wiggum: You know you're not supposed to go in there, Ralphie. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
 

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I've not been able to find it online but does anyone remember when Marge is politically active or something and Homer makes her angry so he tries to make it up to her by printing a bunch of yards signs? And then instead of YES ON 24 he misspells on and it says YES NO 24?

"That says yes on 232, we want NO on 232!!"
 

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"We are now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land. The amusement park of the future where nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
:lol: That's one of my favourites from the show!
 

noodlehair

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That's it, you people have held me back long enough! I'm going to clown college.
 

Randall Flagg

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Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned: Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
 

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That's it, you people have held me back long enough! I'm going to clown college.
I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

Hello, my name is Mr Snrub. And I come from... uh, someplace far away. Yes, that'll do.


Barney - I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.


Lisa - Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney - Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?