"Well, Krusty, this is your Waterloo. Soon, you'll be...Napoleon Blown-apart!"
"Ugh! Terrible."
"Oh, hush up, Leo."
Homer: Hey Krusty, I've come to return--
Krusty: You just keep on driving.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe Szyslak: [not very interested] Yeah.
Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?
Moe Szyslak: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[a man runs out of Moe's crying]
Barney Gumble: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
Evertyhing's coming up Millhouse!
CanyoneroooooooCan you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty five?
Crazy Old Man: Aye, ai, ai, where did you get this, you shrunken old hag, you?
Lisa: I'm just a little girl.
The sweet Simpsons moments. It's unusual for a cartoon to do heartwarming stuff so well and actually make you smile.
Ned: Oh my Lord. Something horrible has happened!
Homer: Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead. Don't you get it?
Ned: Heh. Heh heh...
Homer: They're not, though.
Ned: Oh?
Homer: But you thought they were!
Ned: Yeah.
Homer: That's why it was so funny.
Ned: Heh heh, that's a good one...
Helloooooo?.....Mrs Pommelhorse?
......I'd like to get down now.
Marge:Bart. Are all these children friends of yours?
Bart: Friends and well wishers, yes.
Boy 1: Hey Bart
Boy 2: Hiya Bart
Boy 3: Hello Mrs Cumberdale.
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything. To move under the sea. It's not going to happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude.
If he was going to commit a crime, would he have invited the number one cop in town?
Now where did I put my gun?
Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake.
Can't find a pictureWiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the
rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location?
Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh,
geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's
sun...now!
Same here, I haven't seen the Simpsons for yearsSays a lot of about the show that I'm laughing by just watching many of those pictures because they remind me of the episode. Quality.