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@Dom Gill ? ^^^

| Game | Utd Poss | Leyton Orient Poss | Utd Shots (SoT) | Leyton Orient Shots (SoT) | Utd Goals | Leyton Orient Goals | Utd SoT Conv. | Leyton Orient SoT Conv. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
3rd Aug: Utd v Leyton Orient | 53% | 47% | 12 (4) | 11 (2) | 3 | 2 | 75% | 100% |
Combined | 53% | 47% | 12 (4) | 11 (2) | 3 | 2 | 75% | 100% |
| Game | Utd Poss | Fenerbahce Poss | Utd Shots (SoT) | Fenerbahce Shots (SoT) | Utd Goals | Fenerbahce Goals | Utd SoT Conv. | Fenerbahce SoT Conv. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
14th Jul: Fenerbahce v Utd | 67% | 33% | 27 (12) | 5 (2) | 5 | 2 | 41.7% | 100% |
4th Aug: Utd v Fenerbahce | 68% | 32% | 24 (11) | 6 (0) | 5 | 0 | 45.5% | 100% |
Combined | 67.5% | 32.5% | 51 (23) | 11 (2) | 10 | 2 | 43.5% | 100% |
Cheers mate. I am planning a few surprises throughout the season which should spice it up a bit, so keep an eye out for the specials and I will also be doing a mid season review and a final run in bonanza which then will be followed with the end of season reviews.
Does this mean I’m going to have to pull my finger out and do more Division 1 stuff to placate the big boys?Cheers mate. I am planning a few surprises throughout the season which should spice it up a bit, so keep an eye out for the specials and I will also be doing a mid season review and a final run in bonanza which then will be followed with the end of season reviews.
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Not necessarily....I'll drop you a DM and explainDoes this mean I’m going to have to pull my finger out and do more Division 1 stuff to placate the big boys?
AwesomeCheers mate. I am planning a few surprises throughout the season which should spice it up a bit, so keep an eye out for the specials and I will also be doing a mid season review and a final run in bonanza which then will be followed with the end of season reviews.
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I use Gemini. I created a saved persona and save down every post so it can pull from that. I do have to type in the scores and a bit extra, so now it is not too time consuming. I wonder if I did it on a pc if I could copy and paste from SMAwesome
I was also thinking of doing weekly reports but pussyed out thinking it will take too much time to go through 20 teams and their results/stats
Copy pasting is a pain. The format gets all messed up.I use Gemini. I created a saved persona and save down every post so it can pull from that. I do have to type in the scores and a bit extra, so now it is not too time consuming. I wonder if I did it on a pc if I could copy and paste from SM
| Game | Utd Poss | Watford Poss | Utd Shots (SoT) | Watford Shots (SoT) | Utd Goals | Watford Goals | Utd SoT Conv. | Watford SoT Conv. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
5th Aug: Utd v Watford | 67% | 33% | 26 (12) | 3 (0) | 4 | 0 | 25% | n/a |
Combined | 67% | 33% | 26 (12) | 3 (0) | 4 | 0 | 25% | n/a |
Yeah, that's what a macro in excel can solve, just been lazy to actually do itCopy pasting is a pain. The format gets all messed up.
Yeah about the same for me I guessYeah, that's what a macro in excel can solve, just been lazy to actually do it

Tracking my players for the new season.
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Of course De Fougerolles got sent off in his second game.
second worst conversion rate about sums it upLatest table:
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This time last season:
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Omg u always win with the arguments don’t you?!
But not only this a bit more back and forth and….For the fun of the game let s do the deal. Let s see how it goes.
I do love a potential add on.IF I win I ll give you one more player
Nice! And you are welcome.Cardiff City Transfer News
Rüdigoner
You can blame @Dom Gill for this. Had he not messaged me I think I was done with SM for the foreseeable so thank you.
First arriving on 1st September 2021 at 28 years 5 months and 29 days old Antonio Rüdiger went from strength to strength at Cardiff. The original deal of £18m and Davidson Sanchez was one of my favourite deals as 4 months later he was 92 rated and has been a rock at the back ever since.
After nearly 3 years of dedicated service the 31 year old (5 months and 22 days) was used along with Cody Gakpo to secure Nicolo Barella, a personal favourite. It felt like goodbye, 94 rated having just won the champions league, I sold him knowing that would be it.
Then Valentine’s Day, and Dutza was feeling the love. Antony Elanga, Ilya Zabarnyi and £949,000 were exchanged to bring back Rüdiger as Cardiff had title aspirations. Aged 31, 11 months and 11 days id accepted that I’d sacrificed the future potential of Zabarnyi (someone I first scouted aged 16, bought aged 18 and 1 month whilst 73 rated) to bring in a guaranteed world class CB.
That was surely the end of the Rudiger, Middlesbrough and Cardiff love triangle… until today.
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Having seen Dutza’s inspired deal for Salah I knew he’d want to compete now. Salah has a year left at the absolute top 96 and then a Saudi move is inevitable. So last dance, I publicly offered Rudiger.
Then a few messages back and forth last night. Dutza did not want to deal until mid season.
A few more this morning, Dutza did not want to deal until mid season.
A few more this afternoon, Dutza did not want to deal until mid season.
A screenshot of Zabarnyi starting 1 game (and 1 sub appearance) all last season with an average of 6.0 vs Rudiger with 35 games and 7.06 rating.
But not only this a bit more back and forth and….
I do love a potential add on.
So @dutza90 and I finally agreed to:
Rüdiger (94/32 (5 months and 6 days)) = £15m + Zabarnyi + Add Ons*
*If Dutza can win the league…
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Absolutely superb!!!*The darkness was absolute, a heavy, velvet blanket smothering the air. It had a damp, earthy smell, like a forgotten basement. Then, with a sudden, jarring snap, a single spotlight flared to life. It wasn't clean and bright; it was a sputtering, reluctant thing. The bulb crackled, a sound like a small fire, before settling into the low, persistent hum of raw electricity. Every few seconds, the light would flicker—a quick, nervous hiccup that plunged the room into a momentary, dizzying darkness before returning.
A figure, the manager of Manchester United, Damien, is sat tied to a cold metal table, blindfolded, with wrists bound fast. The sudden light did little more than warm the fabric against their eyes. Opposite them, a person was silhouetted by the harsh light, a black shape without a face, without features—just an outline against the glare, a white skull motif etched onto the chest of the silhouette's clothing.
A faint, sweet wisp of cigar smoke curled lazily from the silhouette and drifted past the light, catching the dust motes dancing in the beam. Beneath the smell of damp, there was a richer, more complex aroma: the peaty scent of whiskey mingling with the lingering smoke.
The silhouette leaned forward, a slow, deliberate movement that held all the menace in the room. Unseen hands worked quickly, and the captive felt the ropes at their wrists fall away. A second later, the blindfold was yanked off. The world came rushing back, a harsh, overexposed glare of the single bulb.
With a soft, metallic chime, a crystal glass slid across the table, its ice cubes tinkling a tiny song against the heavy glass as it came to a stop.*
The silhouette was the first to speak. A low deep voice.
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to meet with me. I know you must be looking forward to this and possibly slightly dreading the experience at the same time. This is good, you should feel the anxiety building, we can get to the true stories that way, but let's start out with the easy questions and see where it flows.
Frank Castle: This league is as old as the Premier League, both hitting 34 seasons, making this interview with you now seem somewhat fateful. With that in mind, your success as the current manager of Manchester United, which some might say is the best team in the world, as an objective journalist I should point those people to look towards Oakwell Stadium to find a club of true glory. That aside your team now has a huge target on its back.
In an environment with 34 seasons of history and countless managers trying to knock you off the top spot, how do you keep the team's winning mentality fresh? Is it harder to stay on top than it was to get there, and what's keeps this (less than) beautiful game fresh for you?
*Damien picks up the drink and sips at it, his face twisting slightly as the harsh liquid flows down his dry throat, he coughs to tests his voice*
Damien: Thank you for…inviting me to do this interview. It’s an honour to be one of the first people to be asked and I’ve been curious as to the nature of the questions coming up. Certainly a bit of anxiety, but also a bit of anticipation too.
I Didn’t know both the SM league and Premier League were 34 seasons long – that is really interesting!
Turnover is a big thing in keeping the winning mentality going. You’ve got to realise when a player has gone as far as they can and sell for new blood. It is a lot harder to do now than it was even just seven seasons ago which is why we’ve been in a bit of a dry spot on part exchanges until the Hakimi and Gravenberch deals.
Definitely a lot more difficult to stay on top. We’ve seen various teams have spells of dominance with Everton being the closest challengers over the game world’s existence. You have to know when the time is to rebuild and thankfully I’ve been pretty successful at that in the past. Issue now is there are a few areas we are thin on the ground in but I’ve got a good base of players that will be part of the team for 5 or more years if all goes well.
Refreshing the squad keeps things fresh as well as the competition from other teams.
Frank Castle: Refreshing players is definitely key and you have overseen countless player ins and outs under your stewardship at Manchester United. Can you tell me what your worst piece of business was, that one you regret instantly and give us your thoughts process at the time? Also who has been the most influential player in the dressing room and who did you want to give a football boot to the face for being the most annoying and frustrating player you've had to manage, the one who inexplicably never clicked.
Damien: Regretting instantly is a tough one. As with everyone else there has been a lot of business done where we sell players for a pittance only for them to become world beaters years later. Shortest time between deal done and regret has to be a deal I did just last season where I sold Hakimi for Ederson and Miley. At the time Miley was getting some minutes for Newcastle and Ederson was one of the hot properties in midfield. In just over three months since, Miley barely got a look in for his club and is unlikely to do so again, and Ederson’s been moved on from here. Meanwhile Hakimi has flourished to new heights and his ability would have been much needed here, even out of position.
Most influential in the dressing room has to have been Sergio Ramos, who is a player you’re well familiar with. In 11 years here he ended up the most decorated player with 47 trophies and inspired our other players to reach new heights. It hurt to let him go – he was a player I envisaged keeping until his retirement – but he decided to keep his playing career going and wanted new experiences.
The player who never clicked was Cristiano Ronaldo which is shocking if you think about his legendary status. I had both him and Messi in the same squad at their peaks, but in the three seasons he was here, he only exceeded 10 goals once, and that was barely (13). Funnily enough, Ronaldo was also involved in what should really be the worst deal I’ve done – I swapped 98 rated Ronaldo for Luke Shaw who was 88 rated at the time. Won’t say any more than that – I blocked it out of memory until now!
Frank Castle: Well well well, the insight about Ronaldo is a bit of a shocker. The man's a legend, it sounds like there was some strain in that relationship, I wonder what he thinks of you.
Anyway, moving on. You've built a dynasty with Manchester United. At the same time, you're the one enforcing the rules for everyone else. How do you reconcile the competitive instinct to win at all costs with the need for fairness and impartiality as the league's chief administrator? What's the biggest challenge in keeping those two hats from bumping into each other?
A3: Honestly it isn’t that difficult. The game world wouldn’t still be around 13 years later without regulation. At first there wasn’t limits on squad sizes. Going all the way back to this page from 2014 (https://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-sm-redcafe-league.349538/post-16327690) you can see I always had the desire for fairness.
A lot of the bans there have been for FFP purposes have been accidents that people have made, myself included, but we implement the bans across the board so there’s no exceptions – and you can see I was one of the first to be banned. Naturally, as is the case with everyone, there are a few people I’m closer with but I don’t give anyone special treatment.
It was my idea to have it so anyone can propose rules or changes to the rules (such as FFP violations expiring after three years) but consensus is important so I also have it that any proposition must have 2/3rds of the league agree to it on a vote. Any less and it doesn’t go through.
I’m competitive but it wouldn’t be fun if there were no rules and I could just stock up 500 players like some people do in other game worlds. The challenge in managing just 44 players keeps me going and hungry for more.
Frank Castle: You mentioned in an earlier answer that the "turnover" of players is a big factor in keeping the winning mentality fresh, even citing the need to sell players "when they have gone as far as they can." However, you also spoke with genuine regret about letting Sergio Ramos go, a player you'd envisioned keeping "until his retirement." He was a clear source of inspiration and a hugely influential figure in the dressing room. Given his impact, what's the real calculus there? When does a manager prioritize a player's long-term legacy and influence over the cold, hard logic of squad turnover? Is there a tension between the head and the heart when making these kinds of decisions?
Damien: Truthfully, the best managers/owners are ruthless and put the club success first before the feelings of player legacies. Look at Real Madrid – Sergio Ramos, Casemiro and Raphael Varane all gone probably years before I would have let them go but it was 100% the right decision in each and every case. You’ve got to listen to the head, especially when you have such a small squad cap like United do.
Frank Castle: In your first answer, you acknowledged the fascinating bit of symmetry—that both this league and the Premier League are now 34 seasons old. You then went on to say that you've got a "good base of players that will be part of the team for 5 or more years." Given the relentless pace of change and the intense pressure to always stay at the top, a statement like that is a bold one. It almost sounds like you're trying to build a dynasty that mirrors the longevity of the league itself. Are you more concerned with building a long-term legacy of dominance, or is that loyalty to your current squad a potential weakness that could be exploited by rivals who are quicker to "turnover" their players, as you mentioned?
Damien: I am very lucky in that I do have quite a few quality players in the 26 and under age bracket. Kylian, Declan, Trent, Jules, Jeremie, Ryan, Nico, Jude and Pedri – the last five in particular are 24 and under, so 5 years really could be accurate. I do, however, also have a clear reminder in my squad that things can rapidly change and players that were once peak prospects could be in the trash by 25.
Without being too arrogant, I’ve got a long-term legacy of dominance. 34 seasons, winning a trophy in almost every one, most decorated club. I could go on. There have been countless successful rebuilds and the loyalty to my squad absolutely was a potential weakness and still is to some extent. Stones and Alaba have been kept on too long, and a better manager would have exchanged them and Van Dijk closer to their peak for young talent. The last three or four seasons were a real good opportunity for other clubs to go for the title and take advantage but they didn’t. I think we’ve recovered well by exchanging Stones and some others for Gravenberch but still have a few gaps in CB and LB that I’m optimistic we can sort out but it’ll take time. It’s up to Southend, Middlesbrough and the rest of the league to make the most of it, while Everton are rebuilding. There’s no better time to mount a title challenge, but United will be back.
Frank Castle: Now this is the point where I collect my cheque from the chief editor, and he has given me the choice on the final question about this game world. So let's really get into it. We all know that Div 1 is a tough league but we also all know that anyone with an ounce of footballing intelligence sees Div 2 as the place to be. The chaos of the end of season run in, unmanaged teams somehow beating managed teams with goalkeepers pulling out word class 10 out of 10 performances. With the seasons performances so far who do you predict for the automatic promotion and who is your prediction to win the playoffs? With this I will also ask you to predict the three teams to be relegated from Div 1. I said you should have been anxious, as this could be the interview that seals the fate of teams, but equally it may be just words on a page that are only there to be read. I will let you and the audience decide at the end of the season if Damien's jinx is something to be aware of.
Damien: I’m going to go for Manchester City and Torquay United for the automatics, and Bury to win the play-offs. Despite my disagreements with Ronaldo, he's still able to find the net for the right side and will help Torquay nick the automatic spot over Bury. Rochdale, West Ham United and Southampton to get relegated.
Thank you very much once again for the interview. Good luck everyone in the rest of the season.
*The silhouette stands, Damien's head starts to drop, eyelids fluttering, he picks up the glass tipping the whiskey laced with sleeping pills out he then switches the light of, returning everything to pitch black, the only noise
is the slurred mumble from a dreaming Damien*
“I love you Sergio”.
| Game | Utd Poss | Nottingham Forest Poss | Utd Shots (SoT) | Nottingham Forest Shots (SoT) | Utd Goals | Nottingham Forest Goals | Utd SoT Conv. | Nottingham Forest SoT Conv. |
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7th Aug: Nottingham Forest v Utd | 54% | 46% | 14 (7) | 11 (4) | 3 | 1 | 42.9% | 25% |
Combined | 54% | 46% | 14 (7) | 11 (4) | 3 | 1 | 42.9% | 25% |
| Game | Utd Poss | West Ham Utd Poss | Utd Shots (SoT) | West Ham Utd Shots (SoT) | Utd Goals | West Ham Utd Goals | Utd SoT Conv. | West Ham Utd SoT Conv. |
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10th Aug: West Ham Utd v Utd | 58% | 42% | 15 (8) | 6 (3) | 3 | 0 | 37.5% | 0% |
Combined | 58% | 42% | 15 (8) | 6 (3) | 3 | 0 | 37.5% | 0% |
link to sheet
Exact same one I linked you a few years ago. Tiny bit out of date in terms of current players but data works fine.
S for suspended.whats the input codes
1, 0.5, inj, any others
| Rank | Club | Total Stars | Players Who Added to Total (stars) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aston Villa | 12 | Yamal (8 |
| 2 | Bristol City | 11 | Neves (6 |
| 3 | MK Dons | 9 | Scalvini (4 |
| 3 | Leyton Orient | 9 | Balde (5 |
| 5 | Middlesbrough | 8 | Doue (3 |
| 6 | Torquay | 7 | Yildiz (4 |
| 7 | Hereford | 6 | Cubarsí (4 |
| 7 | Cardiff | 6 | Owusu-Oduro (2 |
| 9 | Sheffield United | 4 | Lewis (3 |
| 10 | Manchester City | 3 | Cherki (3 |
| 11 | Sunderland | 2 | Güler (2 |
| 11 | Tottenham Hotspur | 2 | Ferguson (2 |
| 11 | Southampton | 2 | Silva (2 |
| 14 | West Ham | 1 | Hato (1 |
| 14 | Barnsley | 1 | Hall (1 |
| 14 | Manchester United | 1 | Debast (1 |
| 14 | Bury | 1 | Ordóñez (1 |
| 14 | Southend | 1 | El Khannouss (1 |
| 14 | Arsenal | 1 | Baleba (1 |
| 14 | Wolves | 1 | Gittens (1 |