1. Sack Fergie
2. Sell Giggs
2. Sell Giggs
The two things I want Woodward to do.
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- Start date
1. Find a pine cone
2. Insert it up his arse
Am I doing this right
2. Insert it up his arse
Am I doing this right
1. Eat
2. Shit
2. Shit
1)Butter your arse
2)Ask you to brace yourself
2)Ask you to brace yourself
I like how these threads get under skin of some posters. Instead of just ignoring these threads, they start moaning. If mods decide to lock the thread, they will. Otherwise, just go get a life in other words just skip threads you are not a fan of.
... And the horse he came in on.
1) Happen upon a new hallucinogen which wipes his memory and
2) Somehow start believing he is the sort of guy who likes spending and building a good football team
(Side effects of hallucination will include forging documents which state Glazers have gifted the club to the fans)
2) Somehow start believing he is the sort of guy who likes spending and building a good football team
(Side effects of hallucination will include forging documents which state Glazers have gifted the club to the fans)
1. left foot on a land mine
2. left foot off the land mine
2. left foot off the land mine
1. Make like a sheep
2. Flock off
2. Flock off
F€£k off and die.
A bit extreme?
A bit extreme?
It's never ok to wish death on someone. Guess that says more about you though.
I don´t really know if it´s Woodward or Glazer who is the biggest problem. However Woodward makes himself look too incompetent to run a football club and is nowadays more of a laughing stock.
Jesus Christ casually scrolling through all of these and this one gets a burst out of me
Hire a DOF
Start preparing bids for players now. Hopefully some might be ready in time for next summer.
Start preparing bids for players now. Hopefully some might be ready in time for next summer.
Keep fecking off until he gets back to the start and then feck off again.
(Taken from that picture that’s circulated for years.)
Can someone please do a flying banner with Woodward out? I know it's not big or clever but I reckon he's the main problem with our club and we need to let the owners know they made a huge mistake hiring him.
Put on a kit.
Play RW
Play RW
He needs to do the commerical stuff, and get a football man in. Yesterday
Get stuffed.
1;find a bridge
2;jump off it
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2;jump off it
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Clickbait thread title. You suck, OP.
I've just remembered that video the other day of him walking in and saluting the person taking it. Ego twat. Probably was doing a Eubank with nobody on the other end. It might have been a Glazer telling him I've done it again and want another pay rise. feck I can't stand him.
1. Find an official Manchester United banjo partner
2. Bake a nice cake
2. Bake a nice cake
He'd make a great sidekick in a new Mr Bean
1) Go to Liverpool
2) Go to City and repeat the cycle
2) Go to City and repeat the cycle
1. Resign
2. Take the Glazers down with him
2. Take the Glazers down with him
Yeah it was a little in bad taste. I retract it unreservedly
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not possibleRees-Mogg, that you?
The feck does that thundering cuntmuscle have to do with anything?!
1. Pull my head out of my ass
2. Upon realizing my flexibility of having my head up my ass, self fellatiate
2. Upon realizing my flexibility of having my head up my ass, self fellatiate
He can go one thing, go and jump from some high bridge.
He was on some rant the other day about the usage of the word ‘very’ in society.
Rev up & F**k off 
Ah, touché, my beef is with the use of an intensifier (very) before the word unique. Something is either unique or it isn't, there are no degrees. It's a big pet peeve of mine.
I was just about to say I don't want to ruin the thread but this tangent may actually be an improvement.
1) Persuade Glazers to sell United
2) feck off
2) feck off
I’m aware of the correct usage tbh, and I’m all for grammatical intervention, I have similar peeves. ‘Should of’ and ‘could of’ is far and away the most upsetting though!