Things Wan-Bissaka could tackle

[The Urban Goose]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Red00012]

Eric’s Seagull’s mate.

 

[Mike Phelan's Former Tash]

Jesus

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Phil Jones injuries.

Having none so far, must be true.

 

[VP89]

He's really great at his recovery challenges and one-to-ones. I just hope he remains consistent and doesn't lunge in for the sake of it. I'm sure he won't.. just remember how hyped we were about Bailey being the same when he joined.

 

[Eric's Seagull]

Eric’s Seagull’s mate.

It would take a lot to tackle that but if anyone could do it Wan Bissaka could do it mate

 

[Eric's Seagull]

A parked bus.

 

[Irrational.]

Tommy Robinson's Facebook password.

 

[Brightonian]

Ravel Morrison's career

 

[OrangeRed]

Pineapple pizza.

 

[Pantscat]

The Lost Toads of Babylon and a curiously effete llama.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

Fridge chutney’s crappy transfer tweets.

 

[tenpoless]

Definitely. But that dissonance is the butt of this joke. Saves and tackles refer to specific actions, "moves" doesn't; it's also not a verb that can be used by itself — you are moving somewhere, you don't just "move".

As Catt said in other thread, at 45 years old his mind and body will be United. Only then can He "move" properly and be a good football player.

Until then He's just stomping on the grass looking busy.

 

[Wedge]

Chuck Norris?

 

[Ventura]

Lando Norris.

 

[ManchesterYoda]

All the left wingers in the Premier League

 

[The Boy]

Boris Johnson

Orlando construction site noise

 

[Cardboard elk]

Bonnie Tyler

 

[BlackBen]

The bird shit that entered Young's mouth.

 

[RedGib]

A fruit pastel without chewing it

 

[MIC_FIN]

You tube adverts

 

[Eli Zee]

Tom Brady?

Messi?

 

[IrishRedDevil]

 

[Toddler]

My girlfriends unwillingness to have fun

 

[lukepowell1988]

Wedding

 

[Tom Cato]

A basket full of kittens

 

[devilish]

All ancient Valyria's dragons
The asteroid from armageddon
Thanos finger's snap

but the toughest of all.......he can tackle our defensive problems even though we play Rojo as LB and the chuckle brothers as CBs.

 

[Lentwood]

A fish supper

 

[Mick1]

Free healthcare

 

[CallyRed]

Eric’s Seagull’s mate.

 

[Ole’s Wheel]

World hunger

 

[mitchmouse]

Just seen some of the clips on United's twitter: Ashley Young must be looking and thinking:"What is that thing he keeps doing?"

 

[Old Ma Crow]

City’s current PR bungle in China.

 

[Vernon Philander]

Lingards social media addiction

 

[DamoK]

MC HAMMER

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

he is quite good at it, isn't he

Remember that montage of the one wrestler spliced in to look like he is taking down all these random people. Need one like that with AWB

AWB outta nowhere!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Nice.

Although I genuinely have no idea who Yves Bissouma is? Is he any good?

 

[Catt]

A children's birthday party.

 

[heinze58]

Steven Gerrard at a Genesis gig

 

[Catt]

City’s current PR bungle in China.

What's that?