Twangggggg…. (thud) Twangggggg…. (thud). The end
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Shut your face and show Cavani the respect he deserves
Strange twang in my coffee this morning... turns out its just piss.
Which thread will be bigger by the end of the season?
i second that
Cavani gets respect from everywhere else but us. Colo Colo have him on their badge and he's never even played for them.
SirAF will win it for the Siuuuu thread on his own.Which thread will be bigger by the end of the season?
I believe in this thread. We need a dedicated Cavani fanboy to bump this every time he scores. I nominate you @Red Stone. Don't let us down.
Great post
Thought we signed a Chinese defensive midfielder.
I thought I read TANNNNNG plus.
Always gives me a chuckle seeing that. Bailly so serious, like dude, you can't not do it.
Judging by the ratios, when we reach 4K views on this thread we should be on 3.2K replies so it’s not going to be close.Which thread will be bigger by the end of the season?
WTF
it’s actually a common misconception that bows go twangggggg. a good quality bow with the correct feather sounds more like “thwooth”
Cavani carries his with him during a football match and has done for years. It’s purely decorative and he’s broken enough good bows over the years to know better than wasting them like that.
Cavani is more handsome than Ronaldo. Discuss.
maybe it’s a good quality bow but he’s actually firing invisible hamsters. they would make a twangggggg before making a dull thud as they smashed into the advertising boards.
I'd love it if one half of Old Trafford shouted "twaaaaanggg" and the other "suuuuuuu"
Great point and not one I had considered. Title updated accordingly
the internet could learn a lot from us. an amicable outcome from considerate debaters and gentle lovers.
Has your bow got a lisp?
It’s weird that people argue online. If you just agree with the other person then it’s a really quick resolution and everyone is happy.
Back in an hour in just off to /incel and /conservative to test my new found theory.
Twangggg
@Pexbo any twanggggggs on the horizon? The other thread has a solid head start 
Not the sound of Phils hamstring going and him falling down?
My buddy snapped his banjo mid-coitus and this thread always makes me think of that. True story.
I’ve been there - horrific. Thought I was gonna bleed out
Ooof, that's a memory that'll stay with you. I had a girlfriend that gave overexuberant handjobs as a youngster which I suspect doubled up as strengthening exercises.
Edit: by 'as a youngster' I mean when we were both youngsters, just in case there's ANY ambiguity there.
worst part was I didn’t quite leave it long enough to heal and it went again.Same girl - she was a trooper and whilst I expected her to never wanna see me again, let me go back for more. Taught me a lot she did