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United announce a global multi-year partnership with Mondelēz International (brands include Cadbury, Oreo, Toblerone)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Arnolds's at the wheel, Tell me how good does it feel, We've got Milka, BelVita and Ritz, Nestle and Unilever are full of tits
Not going down well on the Mondelez forum:
Free chocolate on match days?
Could mean more money in the pocket which once in a fullmoon means higher transfer budget?
Will this be our new shirt Sponsor ?
'Depressed by our awful decision making? Losing interest in Utd as a football club?
Lift your mood with some sugary treats!'
Ok who out of this lot would look good on our shirt? I’m going with Cadbury myself
This looks like a sweet deal on the surface, but it's really just Ed trying to sugarcoat the real issues facing the club.
Despicable man that he is.
Despicable man that he is.
This is bad news for the football side of things, it's just a joke because the owners will stand behind this level of inadequacy in favour of the club's prestige to be a commercial juggernaut.
No longer have Anderson, no problemo.
Get in! Going on the piss tonight to celebrate.
They also own Freia... Noggie milk chocolate 
True storyMondelez ruined Cadbury
Yawn
Manchester United unveil new signing
With a director of chocolate in place we would have made a way better deal with Snickers. This club's a joke.
Can’t wait for the advert of Mctominay gorging on Toblerone and driving to Dundee in his bare feet.
In the boardroom, the Woodward boardroom, Edward strikes a deal
a mondelez a mondelez a mondelez a mondelez
a mondelez a mondelez a mondelez a mondelez
Kraft did that before the split.Mondelez ruined Cadbury
So there going to give us free dairy milk bars or what ?
I'm looking forward to the Christmas Man Utd selection box consisting of chocolates such as the -
Dwight Yorkie, Jesse Flake, Lindt-elof, Brian Éclair, Fred-do, Crunchie Keano,
Dwight Yorkie, Jesse Flake, Lindt-elof, Brian Éclair, Fred-do, Crunchie Keano,
Because Woodward isn't the 'main player' in the sponsorship arm of the club - it is Richard Arnold. So a bit pointless (and tiresome) for people to complain saying that Woodward hasn't been getting a DOF because he's been making deals with confectionery when he isn't involved in that side of things.
That’s the purple packet shite chocolate you get when your on holiday isn’t it?Worst chocolate ever
...and they say Paul Pogba is the real circus.
This deal will allow us to buy Sancho and also fund his wages
i like how official briefings now have to include a nod to spending on the pitch
More like best chocolate ever.
Worst chocolate ever
This is one sponsorship I can definitely get behind.
Get in!
I'm starting to wonder if this "sudden" awareness of societal issues in combination with sponsorship is a marketing strategy to make it more difficult for the fans to show their annoyance at the club.
I mean, it raises the bar for throwing abuse at the sponsors and the club when part of the message is " x number of elderly are lonely and lack social interaction. Make a visit to a retirement home"...
Of course, that's all it is. Especially when linked to massive vice companies like sugary junk-food, betting, alcohol etc.
'Caringness, brought to you by Cadbury', please.
If they cared so much lets hear them talk about diabetes, childhood obesity, sugar overload affects on society and the health care system.
There are maverick cases like the Roma - 'Lost people' campaign, but in cases when a company that actively harms society is suddenly wanting to be seen, publicly, as 'caring', it's fairly obvious what the angle and agenda is...!
Happy to be here.
Shit company owned by Kraft, ruiners of all good chocolates and generally a shitty company ethically too.
Promote this man right now.
Excuse me?
Worst chocolate ever
I was attempting something along the lines of either being sardonic, ironic, sarcastic or caustic.
But yeah, Roma fully deserves a pat on the back. While they might not get money directly from it, they think long term by building a brand with positive associations. If we did the same, the Club would try to get claim the finders fee for "enhancing our ability to continue investing on the pitch"
Luke Shaw is into real stodge like Greggs or Pukka pies, his hopes have been dashed.
I fecking love Toblerone!
Considering the scousers tendency to boycott everything to do with United I guess Woody's masterplan is to starve all the scouse fans leaving LFC penniless.
Genius.