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Finally gone. How many times did we concede because he is so weak

He never left the groundNot the best defender admittedly, weak in the challenge and that thing he did sticking his hands behind his back all the time became a bit stupid, but he gave me years of ammunition for winding @golden_blunder up and for that I'm really thankful. Loads of respect for Victor really. Hope he lands on his feet.
At least not if he is trying to head the ball. The only CB I can remember who mastered the turtle approach to heading. Who would have thought that pulling your head into your back wasn't a great technique for winning headers?He never left the ground
All these comments are built from ignorance. During his time at United, we conceded more goals per match when he didn’t play compared to when he played. That’s stats from around 300 PL matches.Finally gone. How many times did we concede because he is so weak
At least not if he is trying to head the ball. The only CB I can remember who mastered the turtle approach to heading. Who would have thought that pulling your head into your back wasn't a great technique for winning headers?
Context is probably important here. I would estimate that he was often deployed in games we were expected to be comfortable, as he's terrible.All these comments are built from ignorance. During his time at United, we conceded more goals per match when he didn’t play compared to when he played. That’s stats from around 300 PL matches.
Sarcasm..?All these comments are built from ignorance. During his time at United, we conceded more goals per match when he didn’t play compared to when he played. That’s stats from around 300 PL matches.
Context is probably important here. I would estimate that he was often deployed in games we were expected to be comfortable, as he's terrible.
Hilariously it was only a couple of seasons back that he had better heading stats than Maguire which completely blew my mind.

Hilariously it was only a couple of seasons back that he had better heading stats than Maguire which completely blew my mind.
That’s because he only goes for headers he can win, whereas Maguire goes for it and tries to disrupt the opponent’s momentum even if he can’t win it.Hilariously it was only a couple of seasons back that he had better heading stats than Maguire which completely blew my mind.
What are you gonna do now that your boy has gone? Stay, or follow him?All these comments are built from ignorance. During his time at United, we conceded more goals per match when he didn’t play compared to when he played. That’s stats from around 300 PL matches.
I don’t see any pattern like that. If you see one, let me know.Context is probably important here. I would estimate that he was often deployed in games we were expected to be comfortable, as he's terrible.
Selective? I think conceded goals are relevant stats in a discussion where some people claim we conceded more goals when he played. You may not like him but facts are we conceded less when he played. And again, the stats come from a large number of minutes. Probably one of the reasons why so many coaches picked him as they are more result driven and not so concerned about if someone is “back peddling” as long as it is efficient.Sarcasm..?
It’s the perfect demonstration of how throwing out selective stats proves absolutely nothing.
A more relevant question is whom you will pick on now. I’m sure you’ll find someone.What are you gonna do now that your boy has gone? Stay, or follow him?
I don’t think he ever won more aerials than Maguire. His official PL stats are 2.2 won aerials /90 minutes as an average of all his seasons. I think that is pretty average for a centre back It could be compared with this season:Hilariously it was only a couple of seasons back that he had better heading stats than Maguire which completely blew my mind.
Every time year end comes around, Keith's off with a mysterious gastro bug that disappears when the new FY begins.This is a bit like when Keith in Finance leaves. He's been at the company for ages, he's always around the place - whenever you see him in the kitchen or wherever you give him a nod and say hi - but in the 10 years you've worked together you've never actually had one meaningful conversation with him. Now his leaving card/collection has come across your desk, and you don't really feel like you should throw any money in there... but you find a quid in your pocket and chuck it in the envelope, and you write on the card... "All the best" .
Well as long as I think that they are at the right level I won’t moan (so much). From day one I never thought Lindelof was the right CB for us and I was rightI don’t see any pattern like that. If you see one, let me know.
Selective? I think conceded goals are relevant stats in a discussion where some people claim we conceded more goals when he played. You may not like him but facts are we conceded less when he played. And again, the stats come from a large number of minutes. Probably one of the reasons why so many coaches picked him as they are more result driven and not so concerned about if someone is “back peddling” as long as it is efficient.
A more relevant question is whom you will pick on now. I’m sure you’ll find someone.
Although he seems like a good guy he gets a lot of criticism in Sweden (with the national team) for being so soft. He always says absolutely nothing in interviews and rarely shows any kind of emotion or winning mentality. He's the worst player (to play that many matches) we've ever had at the club. He's completely ruined having a fellow swede at United. How he survived this long is beyond me. I hope he quits the national team as well, he's by far the worst captain I've seen for Sweden as well. The fact that he makes a living as an athlete is astounding.
In fairness to him, in the current environment of players whining and kicking off when they are not in the team, Victor has held himself with respect in that regard.
At the 2018 World Cup, a Swedish journalist revealed that one particular player in the Swedish team was so nervous ahead of kick-off that he threw up in the dressing room.
Lindelöf was probably delighted every time he was left out of the team sheet so he could hide on the bench and could collect free money.
. Some people just not cut out for the pressure then!My roots are from the balkans, I would never touch that.Sure but don't you guys eat Surstromming? I don't know if we can trust you
Although he seems like a good guy he gets a lot of criticism in Sweden (with the national team) for being so soft. He always says absolutely nothing in interviews and rarely shows any kind of emotion or winning mentality. He's the worst player (to play that many matches) we've ever had at the club. He's completely ruined having a fellow swede at United. How he survived this long is beyond me. I hope he quits the national team as well, he's by far the worst captain I've seen for Sweden as well. The fact that he makes a living as an athlete is astounding.
Selective? I think conceded goals are relevant stats in a discussion where some people claim we conceded more goals when he played. You may not like him but facts are we conceded less when he played. And again, the stats come from a large number of minutes. Probably one of the reasons why so many coaches picked him as they are more result driven and not so concerned about if someone is “back peddling” as long as it is efficient.
A nothing player.
Would have to be one of the worst CBs in our history.
This just made me look at the list of players with over 250 appearances for us...
And yeah, you're probably right (in terms of players I'd have knowledge of) - other then him you're looking at the likes of Ashley Young, Smalling or Silvestre - and put all of those above Victor.
Such a stupid post. You would believe there are loads of players being nervous ahead of games.At the 2018 World Cup, a Swedish journalist revealed that one particular player in the Swedish team was so nervous ahead of kick-off that he threw up in the dressing room.
Lindelöf was probably delighted every time he was left out of the United XI so he could hide on the bench and collect free money.
I don’t see any pattern like that. If you see one, let me know.
Selective? I think conceded goals are relevant stats in a discussion where some people claim we conceded more goals when he played. You may not like him but facts are we conceded less when he played. And again, the stats come from a large number of minutes. Probably one of the reasons why so many coaches picked him as they are more result driven and not so concerned about if someone is “back peddling” as long as it is efficient.
A more relevant question is whom you will pick on now. I’m sure you’ll find someone.