In big 2026 we call them finishers
Viktor Gyökeres - Arsenal Player
- Thread starter Paolo Di Canio
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Pronounciation: [Gy-who-carés]
Great clearance towards the end. Might have a career going forward as a central defender.
Pub league player
He simply isn't good enough for prem title chasing team.
If Havertz can't stay fit Arteta really needs to go back to Merino as the aerial false 9 and have Gabi Jesus as backup option.
Edit: Cunha or Mbuemo would've been far better fits for this Arsenal side as central forwards.
If Havertz can't stay fit Arteta really needs to go back to Merino as the aerial false 9 and have Gabi Jesus as backup option.
Edit: Cunha or Mbuemo would've been far better fits for this Arsenal side as central forwards.
To be fair that was the best I have seen him play. It’s not much.
Plays like he’s wearing Salopettes
Might as well announce him as an opposition substitution on the tannoy, offers nothing.
Lump.
They got worse after he came, that’s damning 
The Ruben Amorim of football players.
Sesko created important space for Cunha's goal. Gyokeres does feck all.
That miss at the end. Hehe
He used to be a donkey in a past life
In current one too
Oh, I couldn’t watch the last few minutes from the pressure.
Called it tbh. Not surprised by this, he's fecking trash
I really wanted him at United in the summer..but he looks absolutely lost in this league, looks like those who were concerned that he’d struggle were completely right
Man was more intent on kicking Dalot than scoring.
Gabriel Jesus is twice the player, and he's not even very good or consistent
If there is anything we've learned, never ever buy a clearly limited player who looks good in the Portuguese league.
Guy is an absolute waste of space.
Guy is an absolute waste of space.
He used to be very good when fit. Consistent nagging injuries have robbed him a fair bit.
Gyokeres still cant lace his boots though.
He can't lace Havertz' either
Amorim tried his best to bring this donkey to us.
I mean...if we have to go down that route, throw Merino in as well.
Thought he looked okay today, much better than the other times I have seen Arsenal play. His shot at the end after his foul on Martinez was comical though.
Pretty sure Trossard would do a better job as a false 9
Genuinely think Wrighty would be doing better than he has, and he is 62.
Joker-es shite as usual. Hit it out for a throw with his only shot.
Did you all see Harry picking him up and carrying him at the end?! Classic.
Did you all see Harry picking him up and carrying him at the end?! Classic.
I don't think there is much difference, both look like flawed strikers but in different ways. Thought Gyokores was much better than Jesus today, who was terrible.
Just a total lump of a striker.
I don't know which one of them should take offence.
What does he put in his hair? Cement? It never moves.
Half the Caf would do the same.
I was very happy to see him coming on. Arsenal should cut their losses and sell him in the summer. He's probably got enough credit in the bank from his Lisbon days for them to get half their money back.
Serie A beckons.
Serie A beckons.
He hardly does either to be honest
Hee-haw!!
And his boots by the look of it
Feels refreshing for once watching our rivals spunk big money on absolute dross. Liverpool with their gang of useless big money misfits, and now Arsenal signing a haircream model who isn't fit to lace Bendtner's boots.
He is almost as good as his former manager. I won't be surprised if the two ends up working together once again at sporting Lisbon