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Wayne Rooney 2014-15 Performances

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37 Appearances
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  1. Jul 12, 2015

    Roman Bellic Prick

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    Just let it go lad.
  2. Jul 12, 2015

    Rowem gently, down the stream

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    Can't even do up the bottom button on his jacket. Fatty.
  3. Jul 13, 2015

    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    Not one of your best mate. :lol:
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    :lol: True. I should be transferred to Fener immediately. :D
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    Sammyjunn New Member

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    Pretty good one imo !
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    united_99 Takes pleasure in other people's pain

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    You are too drunk from celebrating our treble signing. Thankfully you have an otherwise great record, so this poor showing will be forgotten soon.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    This is a good sign, this means he'll have a good season.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Obviously Wayne's hair fell out in shock when he heard of today's signings.
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    The White Pele Full Member

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    These are old photos from a previous Wimbledon final
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    pseudo_canadian Full Member

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    That's a fashion "rule", you're not supposed to do the bottom button on jackets.
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    Hal9000 Full Member

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    So obviously he'll be #1 choice lone striker next season.

    I think he'll be due quite a lot of stick on here. He's going to have a lot of games where he's very quiet and not see much of the ball, i can see his role being the same as the one he played against City. Did not see much of the ball but kept defenders busy.
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    kafta Perpetual Under 11's Team Player

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    Best thing bout this weekend is that we'll never see him in midfield again.
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    I assumed so, due to lack of crushed Weetabix quiff
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    ::sonny:: Full Member

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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    yup
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    Sammyjunn New Member

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    Oh God.
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    hbgreg Full Member

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    Every player doing that drill was sloppy to be fair.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Oh my.
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    HabeasC Full Member

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    Do you have a link to a video of it?
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    Brightonian Full Member

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    Just sell him already. You had to check. That's how fecked up this forum is about Rooney.
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    hbgreg Full Member

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    Starts at around the 10 minute mark.
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    Señor Humongous twit who can't read

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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    Darmian looks rapid.
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    izec Full Member

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    He is. Coupled with his stamina, the guy is a machine. Will be an absolute beast of a signing if he can accomodate into life in England. He is made for the PL in my opinion.
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    Gerald G Full Member

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    Nah that touch is definitely intentional. The coach (can't remember his name) seems to clearly stop the drill to say something to Schneiderlin & Herrera.
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    Lennon7 nipple flasher and door destroyer

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    Memphis' lay off as well as his first touch was very sloppy!
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    izec Full Member

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    Looks nice the pitch and the surroundings. The players just started, all a bit rusty
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    Brightonian Full Member

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    Tbh it looked like none of them had properly got their heads around the drill (when to pass, who to etc), hence the sloppiness.
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    Sam New Member

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    The players haven't played or trained for at least a month, so there's bound to be a lot rustiness to shake off.

    As for Rooney himself, his touch has always been inconsistent. Thats never going to change.
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