Weird feelings of football

When a static comes up on the screen such as Everton set pieces conceded this season - 0. Literally seconds later they concede a set piece.
 
Spurs lose every other week but are still third.
 
Liverpool play Crystal Palace about 15 times a season.
 
To be an English pundit/manager post-2000s, you need to be nude on camera first.

Young, Dier, Ferdinand, Lampard, etc.
 
William Gallas definitely played for Chelsea
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You can put on any random Serie A match from the last 15 years and there's a 50/50 chance Juan Cuadrado is playing.
 
Bruno G regularly puts in 5 out of 10 performances week in week out for Newcastle, yet because he kicks a few players and shouts a bit he gets lauded as a combative midfield general.
 
Tottenham have lost every week but are still in the top 4

Aston Villa have also lost every week buts reality is they've only lost 3 games this season which is the same as City and United and less than Liverpool.
 
The PL rarely had black goalkeepers in the 90s, and when they did they always wore black jogging bottoms and had a reputation for being flamboyant but error prone.
 
The PL rarely had black goalkeepers in the 90s, and when they did they always wore black jogging bottoms and had a reputation for being flamboyant but error prone.
I feel like this has only changed in the last few years. Mandanda was the only high profile one for ages and then a bunch of decent ones (and Onana who seemed decent until he joined us) spawned at once.
 
I feel like this has only changed in the last few years. Mandanda was the only high profile one for ages and then a bunch of decent ones (and Onana who seemed decent until he joined us) spawned at once.
Dida?
 
Will Hughes has been an impressive servant for Palace, turning out for them every season since 1995
 
Bruno Fernandes leads the Premier League for chances created in the 2025/26 season with 28, and fans still think, he has been bad this season.
 
Bruno Fernandes leads the Premier League for chances created in the 2025/26 season with 28, and fans still think, he has been bad this season.
I don’t sit firmly on either side of that one but it’s tempered by his extreme high risk style having material negatives to weigh up against the creativity.

He can swing from liability to superstar multiple times in the same game.
 
Games ending in a 3-1 home win happens all the time and 0-0 almost never happens. (0-0 is more common)
 
Arthur Conan Doyle was the first goalkeeper for the Portsmouth Association Football Club, a predecessor to the modern Portsmouth FC. He played under the pseudonym "A.C. Smith" to avoid any perception that his medical career was being neglected.