Weird feelings of football

Brazil hasn't played in their away blue kit since that game against England in WC 2002
 
Lamine Yamal is age 17-18 for the last 4 years.
He turned 18 at least two times already.
 
The rarely seen ‘hands on head in disbelief that your team mate just scored one of the greatest ever goals celebration’ is seen every other match at every level of football.
 
Viktor Gyokeres has a massive body every second time you look at him throughout a game. But average for the other half.
 
The only time you notice Broja is on the pitch is when he is carried off in a stretcher.


*Went off in a stretcher against England a few days ago.
 
Chelsea's shirts are 2 sizes too small on all their players

Arsenal have had the same home shirt since 2007

Michael Oliver is on VAR every week, even when he's the referee
 
Brighton, Brentford and Bournemouth play each other every other week
 
Brighton, Brentford and Bournemouth play each other every other week
Which is especially odd because they're all the same team.

Much higher reputation in the last few years - check.
Seem to always do well - check.
Somehow still end the season mid table or lower - check.
Always beating United - check.
Their players are coveted, and they lose a load each year but it doesn't seem to make them any worse - check.
Start with a B - check.

They're the same team!
 
Which is especially odd because they're all the same team.

Much higher reputation in the last few years - check.
Seem to always do well - check.
Somehow still end the season mid table or lower - check.
Always beating United - check.
Their players are coveted, and they lose a load each year but it doesn't seem to make them any worse - check.
Start with a B - check.

They're the same team!
Haha, yep :lol:
 
Chelsea in the past few weeks have given about 30 academy players their debuts in the PL.
 
I'm sure Middlesbrough were Middlesborough.
Now this is a great one!
Definitely thought it was Borough.

Don't their fans even say Borough and come on the Boro etc

Had to quickly check Peterborough as well...but that is as we expected
 
A Spanish club can never beat an English club in European competition except for finals, where an English club can never beat a Spanish club.
 
No Newcastle player has ever scored after Harvey Barnes. If he scores it will be Newcastle's last goal unless he gets another one
 
The Netherlands always has one position on the pitch disproportionately stocked with several world class players, and one position purely stocked with Dutch journeymen.
 
Every year, one Scottish team other than Celtic or Rangers will start the season fantastically, beating one of the 2 and building a nice lead at the top. After this, people will latch on to this and ask whether it will finally be the time someone other than Celtic or Rangers win the league. This team will then completely shit it and go on a dreadful run of form, and will inevitably finish mid table.

Every team in the Liga Portugal other than the big 3 and Vitoria Guimaraes and Braga are A.I generated. What the hell is a Moreirense and Famalicão?
 
You see Victor Oshimen's name far more often than Mbappe. He is always there, in the comment sections, in the YouTube algorithm, etc. You have never searched his name anywhere online, but he will find you, like a serious candidate for the Ballon d'Or.
 
In general, left footed players are much better dribblers, but right footed players are better passers
 
Palace have never played a premier League match without at least one player with dreadlocks in the team.