Weird feelings of football

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by fontaine, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. Aug 6, 2019

    fps Full Member

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    Brazil's World Cup squad always contains an attacker who plays in Brazil and is absolute pony.
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    SilentWitness ShoelessWitness Staff

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    The top scorer in the Serie A is an Italian that is over the age of 30 and barely anyone in England has heard of them.
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    Amokachi Everton Fan

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    Turkish clubs only ever sign players on loan.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    Fred tried his best :(
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    Rinnegan240 New Member

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    All left-footed players are great at scoring freekicks whilst simultaneously being shite at taking pens.
  6. Aug 8, 2019

    Mettaur New Member

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    The same can be said for Argentina.
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    KirkDuyt Full Member

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    Feyenoord will never win a European match again (we play mighty Dynamo Tblisi tonight).
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    Renegade Full Member

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    World class foreign players only have a issue with the weather and the north when moving to United. It’s not an issue when moving to Liverpool & City though
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    KirkDuyt Full Member

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    Hah, joke's on this moron. We won 4-0.
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    Solius Bearded Scholes admirer Staff

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    Despite playing them on the opening day, Liverpool will have at least 3 more home games against Norwich and will win them all 4-0.
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    Wonder Pigeon 'Shelbourne FC Supporter'

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    I see that Scott Carson has signed for Man City, continuing to prove that any goalkeeper that gets capped for England will ultimately end up the third choice squad filler at one of the top four clubs.
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    Darwin09 Theory of Thread Pollution

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    United always have some incredible statistic that seems that it must have been broken in the past few seasons, but apparently hasn't.

    For example today the analyst mentioned that United have never lost at OT when leading at halftime. Feels like that's happened at least 10 times since Fergie!
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    Keefy18 Full Member

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    Jesse Lingard is still a kid with great potential... some would have you believe! :wenger::wenger:
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    Or Burnley (Hart, and didn't Robinson go there at one point?)
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    Robertd0803 Full Member

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    With Suarez scoring a hat trick in each one.
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    Robertd0803 Full Member

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    4.30pm kick offs seem to finish just in time for bed.
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    Big Ben Foster Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    At some point in the last two years, Swansea, Derby, and Leeds all became the same team.
  18. Aug 13, 2019 at 16:09

    Idxomer Full Member

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    Every time a La Liga player renews his contract, he has to get linked with United first.
  19. Aug 13, 2019 at 17:23

    Paolo Di Canio "we have to realise it's a doggy dog market"

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    It must be PL only

    Noway that is true otherwise
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    Frasbul Full Member

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    This thread has gotten weaker sadly.
  21. Aug 13, 2019 at 18:50

    BazzaBear Definately Banned

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    Woah. No using this thread for deliberate reverse jinxes.
  22. Aug 13, 2019 at 19:54

    CherryBoy New Member

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    And Dan James played for ALL three!!!
  23. Aug 15, 2019 at 03:02

    Solius Bearded Scholes admirer Staff

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    For the last 4 years Pedro has always been about 31 years old and having the odd good game for Chelsea, but generally just doing some turns and passes to little effect.
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Gabriel Jesus has had more Premier League goals disallowed than allowed.
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    Josh 76 Full Member

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    Liverpool have never dropped points in the premier league.
  26. Aug 17, 2019 at 20:58

    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    You actually feel this?
  27. Aug 17, 2019 at 21:02

    Josh 76 Full Member

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    Under Klopp
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    City always attack the left hand side of their own stadium

    Bournemouth lose 4-0 every week but still finish 9th

    Michael Mancienne is still at Chelsea but no-one is quite sure where.
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    The White Pele Full Member

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    This is so true. He was born offside
  30. Aug 18, 2019 at 08:55

    Lay Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Feel the same. Liverpool win every week no matter what
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Chelsea have not had a Saturday 3pm kick off since 1998.
  32. Aug 18, 2019 at 09:41

    Jimmy_Bond New Member

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    Ruud van Nistelrooy won about five titles with United.