Welcome Sesko

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Who?

Edit: Guy on the right, I assume.

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Rams said:
It’s pronounced Šeško
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Bizarrely my phone autocorrects it to Šeško automatically.

I admit some anxiety for him - but likely because I’m tainted by Hojlund. Nevertheless, very excited all the same. Hopefully he becomes a Zlatan for us.
 
He's already visited the Carrington barbershop it seems. It might be part of the medicals now.
 
If all it comes together, he could be an incredible signing. 6ft 5in, good in the air, lightning quick, can hit a ball, decent technique.

On the flip side of that, we have bought mostly on potential and if he was 27-28 you wouldn't be touching him. Here's hoping it pays off.
 
Bit old isn’t he? Be on the decline soon
 
Welcome. Let's hope he hits the ground running and we finally have the proper 9 we have been missing!
 
Maagge said:
He's already visited the Carrington barbershop it seems. It might be part of the medicals now.
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I read at the Carrington opening yesterday someone with brown hair had already used the barber room, and didn't put 2 and 2 together.
 
Feels like the perfect opportunity to adapt the Zlatan song... Something like

We've got Benjamin Sesko he is a fecking banker
Took one look at Eddie Howe and said feck off you wanker
6ft5, hard as feck, gets the reds excited
Stick the Geordies up your arse
There's only one United.
 
It’s a really exciting signing! We’ve done some amazing business.
 
Hope he lives up to the billing. We need a striker who can deliver
 
Annihilate Now! said:
Feels like the perfect opportunity to adapt the Zlatan song... Something like

We've got Benjamin Sesko he is a fecking banker
Took one look at Eddie Howe and said feck off you wanker
6ft5, hard as feck, gets the reds excited
Stick the Geordies up your arse
There's only one United.
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ChatGPT gave me this monstrosity to the tune of Pokémon:

I wanna see him score the best,
Like no one ever has,
With every shot he hits the net,
And sends the crowd to spaz!

ŠEŠ-KO! (Gotta score for us!)
It’s you and me!
Man United’s destiny!
ŠEŠ-KO!
Our striker’s true,
He’ll bag a goal or two!

You shoot, we cheer,
Our voices clear,
Through every game we go!
ŠEŠ-KO! (clap clap)
Gotta score for us…
Gotta score for us… ŠEŠ-KO!
 
Sweet! As with any striker, you just hope he gets a good start and scores a goal relatively early. With the quality behind him, it certainly should be possible.
 
For some reason compared to Mbuemo and Cunha this one still feels a little surreal.

I guess it's because I thought we were browsing the bargain bin after those two signings.
 
CM said:
Hope he lives up to the billing. We need a striker who can deliver
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I think this one’s different. Sesko has been on the radar for some time now, and he’s been steadily improving. I think all the big clubs have been looking at him, not just in the EPL. The same will go for Cunha and Mbeumo, we’re bound to find out there were a hole host of top European sides trying to sign them. And that why there’s a different feel about these signings. These are really some coups considering where we’re currently at. So that must say two things, that we’re one of the biggest names in football and we’re getting our act together off the pitch. I think Berrada and Barilsford have really done a good job in reorganizing that aspect of the club the past year, and we’re slowly bearing the fruits of that.
 
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