I think so long as you cough once beforehand and do some sort of ritual to the sun god then it's all gravy.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Still got an 80 seat majority. I will be interesting to see how many more backbenchers ask for Cummings to resign
I’m convinced BoJo is going to hang him out to dry over the coronavirus handling further down the line. If you think about it he’s the perfect scapegoat.
So what's the first thing you guys are doing now lockdown is over?
Think that ship has sailed. Given he has now publically backed him, any hanging for Cummings will also have some backlash on Johnson.
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feckin Tory cnuts.
Emigrating.
Well my predictions were crap. He's done feck-all Cummings wise.
Drive to Durham
fecking hell Ian
The BBC have even completely shat the bed at the press conference. 
You just know there's a third part to this story.
Need to unmute Laura really.
Come on Boris, your mate wrote the beebs question.
Peston almost asked a good question then.
You can rely on Peston to be succint and direct 
"Severe childcare difficulties" my foot. They had family and aides nearby rather than the other end of the country.
Johnson has lived his entire life acting as though rules apply only to other people. I can’t say I am surprised by his brazen attitude over Cummings.
Peston wouldn't want to make the soon to be rearranged Spectator garden party awkward by putting his old pal on the spot too much.
Channel 4 bringing it home
no follow up question
It's hard for them wealthy folk to get childcare don't you know.
Wasn’t given the chance.
Boris seems like an empty vessel with all the ambition in the world. No wonder he can't spare a policy advisor like Cummings from his orbit.
Very good questions from the BBC. Dreadful response from Boris, not backing his ‘palpably untrue’ line anymore.
This is an absolute shit show for Boris. The media have the bit between their teeth and I think it’s going to be a while before this blows over.
If he does eventually get the boot they could have saved a lot of damage.
If he does eventually get the boot they could have saved a lot of damage.
Boris is taking a pasting.
Laura has her work cut out to piece this back together before 10pm. Maybe the BBC will just air a press conference from 3 years ago and blame the Jupiter System again.
Boris has gone full Trump on us
I can't help but think of all the things I've given up over the past two months that I wanted to do, how shit my mental health has been, and how lucky I have been compared to some people. And these fecking cnuts have been doing this.
I'm so, so fecking angry.
I'm so, so fecking angry.
Boris has been absolutely dreadful here. Will be fascinating if his poll ratings drop after this. Feels like a ‘moment’.
The fecker is on the ropes, just waiting for someone to land a KO on him now.
He has shown us again that he’s hopeless without his mates cheering in the background.
Watching this press conference and I can’t believe what Boris is saying. It’s surreal. You actually voted this man PM?!?!
This is turning into a comedy at this point.
"if you have symptoms you should self isolate for 14 days, that's what Mr. Cummings and his family did"
Jesus Christ
"if you have symptoms you should self isolate for 14 days, that's what Mr. Cummings and his family did"
Jesus ChristTwitter said:
Why the feck would you bother asking a fecking PPE question at this point?
Some people did.
He‘s cut that seriously short hasn’t he?!