What’s with James Garner’s hair and how should he style it to make him more believable as a football

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  1. Jul 10, 2019
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    arthurka Full Member

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    Can´t go wrong with this..

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  2. Jul 10, 2019
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    TheHeya Full Member

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    Someone send him a picture of Vidal
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    Tomuś Nani is crap, I tell you!

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    I love how messy it gets everytime there's some wind on. Proper teenager.;)
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    Igor Drefljak Definitely Russian

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    Jesus, he looks about 7st at best...
    and he's the answer to our DM position? Ozil would manage to blow him over :lol:
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    His power is in his hair, do not touch it!
  6. Jul 10, 2019
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    redshaw Full Member

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    Garner's hair looks very reasonable.

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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    Maybe if Garner spent less time on his football and more time on his hair he wouldn’t be such an embarrassment.
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    sebsheep Full Member

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    I think it's pretty clear he'll never make it as a pro-footballer unless he gets a perm. It's the haircut of choice for the extremely determined and classy individual.
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    MUFC OK Full Member

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    Will have to wait until his first £80k/pw contract, then he can afford a haircut in central Manchester.
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    Bestietom Full Member

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    He is the next Carrick and a Scouser.
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    Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær Lutefisk is it!

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    FFS I look at this photo and all I hear in my head is the tune from Deliverance.

    Messi saying "you got a real purty mouth". Nightmarish.
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    poleglass red Full Member

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    looks like he uses the same barber as Gary Nev. I just hope that he doesn't go all big time next season if he breaks into the 1st team and goes man bun.
  13. Jul 12, 2019
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    TwoSheds More sheds (and tiles) than you, probably

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    :lol:
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    vidic blood & sand Full Member

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    This is the proper James Garner hairstyle
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    friendlytramp More full of crap than a curry house toilet

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  16. Aug 15, 2019
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    Red Comet Full Member

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    We could always do with another afro and see defenders get confused between him and Chong.
  17. Aug 15, 2019
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    Maybe a trip to Pogba barber will sort the issue out??
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    Sandikan aka sex on the beach

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    Was afflicted with the same sort of hair - fairly high hairline, and sweeping fringe. Ok in day to day wandering around, but totally impossible to manage in sporting action, so you always look an unkempt animal in shots.

    Only thing for it is trimming it pretty short.
  20. Aug 15, 2019
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    Josep Dowling Full Member

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    Eh? His hair is awesome...
  21. Aug 16, 2019
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    Brilliant
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    RedTiger Full Member

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    Not to be rude to him but his hair reminds me of those proud boys in America.
  23. Aug 16, 2019
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    fps Full Member

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    He's not sure about it either
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    His hairdresser should be sacked and deported from Manchester now.
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    :D This made my day.
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    :lol:
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    He has that Gerrard style hairline.
  29. Aug 19, 2019
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    Bestietom Full Member

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    Pogba may take him along to his barber.
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    Andersons Dietician Full Member

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    As long as he never does a Grealish I’m happy. Ridiculous mop of hair on the lad.
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    Tincanalley Turns player names into a crappy conversation

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    He would be more believeable as a football if his hair was shaved in little five sided segments