What next for Mourinho?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Why's he always falling over? He needs his bloody ears syringing.
Any takers among Chelsea fans?
ffs
Seems like Chelsea needs a new manager soon 
Chelsea on the cards for him, third times the charm.
Hope he goes back to Chelsea. He’s finished but they deserve each other.
Whether it's Chelsea's or RT's, Jose can't get enough of them roubles.
How strange! they left out this bit of his dramatic trip to an ice rink:
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Wonder why Putin TV left that out of the hype vid?
Given his behaviour, before long it'll be 'Banished to the stands with Jose Mourinho'.
And in tonight's edition of 'On the Touchline" our studio guests are Paul Pogba and Anthony Martial...
"Unfortunately they haven't shown up. Perhaps this is because they're too young and frivolous to understand the commitments of a true professional. Now, let me hide from the tax authorities in this laundry basket."
" I've just heard from the producer, we have Luke Shaw sitting in the audience, please Luke don't look so nervous come on down".
I think he'll go to Italy and I hope it's in the near future. He's pure entertainment. I do love seeming him wind up the opponent.
Some Scousers confident he's going to take over at Everton next season. Largely following the logic that Everton now have money; therefore, Jose will be inclined to consider such an appointment.
I’m genuinely curious to see how our fans will respond if he ever turns up at OT in charge of another club? We always give a great response to ex-players but it feels like the same thing won’t happen here...
Our very special guest tonight is Gary Neville and, at Gary's own request, our time on air tonight will be extended.
That wouldn’t be a bad shout to be honest if he doesn’t get the Madrid job.
I just can’t see that many big clubs offering him a job his reputation is at a all time low at the minute, Madrid might go for him after his history there but then again they must have reservations.
They will clap of course.
They were clapping for him when he lead us through our worst start for 28 years so why would it be any different after?
Because results since he left confirm that he’s an arrogant bullshit artist who was dragging us down and blaming everyone but himself for what was happening.
Unless he reinvents himself, his downward spiral will continue.
He was so unbearable here! No other top club is going to take the risk now are they? He was very well backed until he alienated our best players, sapped the young players of their confidence and wanted to bin our flair players for workhorses he could trust. I’m so glad he’s gone. I’m guilty of not backing the players over him and they still have it all to prove. Until then- At least we are fun again!
He's the definition of resting on his laurels. He won't change.
Us beating PSG and him having to sit there and analyse it from a fecking Russian television studio is surely too perfect a thing to actually happen.
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that?
There’s an obvious answer there
Bayern were shit?!?!?!?!?! They why did they look better than us
He is bound to throw digs left, right and centre when next he faces us. So that would play into any reception he gets.
Says a lot where he has been doing TV work, they aint sick of him yet
I bet when they mean host, they mean he'll be essentially be the sole pundit and they'll have someone else be the actual host giving him easy questions.
"Comrade Jose, how do you rate the chances of a Barcelona vs Real Madrid Champions League final"
"Yes I sink zat um...I mean Da...what language am I supposed to be speaking again?"
"Comrade Jose, how do you rate the chances of a Barcelona vs Real Madrid Champions League final"
"Yes I sink zat um...I mean Da...what language am I supposed to be speaking again?"
We pretty much ignored Moyes when he returned with Sunderland, so maybe something similar - it would be cruel though, being ignored would really kill Jose.
He deserves gales of laughter on his return if it ever happens. I actually think he will end up being a national coach. Maybe he will just get 90 minutes of "Ole's at the wheel" if he does return.
Interesting to see "the translator" going to work for Putin's mouthpiece. He really does have no class at all does he.
I feel ashamed for having supported him given how he has behaved. He will get worse and more unhinged as he seeks out more people with money and no ideas.
So will MoldeSeems like Chelsea needs a new manager soon
Great match for the mold(e)y one
There was a Marina Hyde piece in The Guardian recently pointing out that, at this stage, Mourinho could well end up going down the Sven route. I can see him following up his RT contract with a managerial role at some oil rich national team with a poor human rights record.