What would you say to the players at half time if you were Ole?

Dr Pavel

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I'm not sure what I would say. I don't envy his position. Still needs to go. But feel bad for him.
 

JJ12

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Smash luke shaws head in and then resign
 

Zoo

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Doesn’t matter. The players don’t believe in him so won’t be listening.
 

SAFMUTD

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Sorry lads, you may not know this but I'm not a real coach.
 

Jacob

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I'm sorry, the last three years have proven I am incapable of producing results with the quality I have at hand. You have been misguided, goodbye.
 

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We have opportunity to pull a greatest comeback ever! Let's pull it off team!
 

Paxi

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Win the second half boys. Passion. ______ <—— insert any other buzzword here.
 

Revan

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'I am sorry guys, I tried really hard, but I am a bit shit at this. Good luck in the future.'
 

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"It was nice knowing you all, sorry for holding you back. Bbye."
 

Oranges038

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If I could take you all off I would. But seeing as I only have 3 subs, lets draw straws to see who gets to stay on.
 

stw2022

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Same as what he says to them during game. Probably sits staring at them in silence biting his lip until it gets uncomfortable and someone walks back out for the second half and the rest follow
 

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I'd say...

listen lads, it's me and the coaches holding the club back so after this game I'll be handing in my notice. That being said I believe in you and if you have any respect for what we have done together, go out there and let's end this right!
 

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“You’re a bunch of disgraceful cnuts….”

it would go on for several minutes before I’d stop for breath
 

LoneStar

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I'd genuinely consider going to the dressing room, cause Ronaldo might punch me.
 

Leftback99

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Where would you start. Utter disgrace every one of them.
 

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Last one out please turn off the lights
 

SAFMUTD

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Cheer up lads at least it's not toxic! united DNA all the way!
 

Redlyn

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I would say look. Y'all know I'm a nice guy but just really shit at this level. So you guys just play your best. Keep it tight run a lot and Bruno help out the midfield yeah. And Shaw just be less shit and mark that salah dude. Ok off you go.
 

Hugh Jass

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Would have been interesting to actually see it. I would say it was all quiet.
 

UDontMessWith24

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Tbh I’m not even sure who gave who a dressing down at halftime. Ole to the players? Ronaldo and Bruno to Ole? SAF to David Beckham just because he misses doing out?
 

Desert Eagle

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Well lads. It's been fun. I managed to fool them for a while but shits hit the fan now. Maybe the next guy will be a proper manager. Peace out
 

JG3001

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I’m doing the right thing and leaving, you lads deserve better
 

bonothom

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If I was Ole I'd have said 'that's me done guys, time for a change' The only honourable thing to do is admit your just not good enough.
 

MrSingh2002

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Sorry Boys I'm not good enough.

I'm going to resign after the game if I'm not sacked.