When will we next win 2 PL games in a row?

Not next season either
 
Won't have a chance to do it next season as we'll be playing Championship football anyway.
 
2 wins in a row?

Not gonna happen, I actually don't see this team getting more than 37/38 points when the season ends ( I'm predicting 2 wins vs Ipswich and Leicester and maybe couple of draws vs the likes of Wolves & Westham).

And the only reason we are not relegating is because the bottom 3 are so shit that we have 12pts advantage of the 17th placed team and I don't see that team (Leicester) getting 12-15 points until the end of the season.
 
It will be a miracle if it is this season. We are left with Zirkzee and Hojlund as our striking options.
 
Now. We will beat Tottenham, Everton and Ipswich. We are playing better away from home.
 
I think we will even win 3 games in a row next season if we are lucky with the calendar.
 
Honestly, I wish the guy who pledged to cut his hair if United won 5 games in a row change the pledge to 2 games. It would just be more embarrassing.

Are the owners and fans not worried that players will be conditioned and expect mediocrity? Is that not worse than losing by not sticking to your idea as a manager or CEO?
 
Honestly, I wish the guy who pledged to cut his hair if United won 5 games in a row change the pledge to 2 games. It would just be more embarrassing.

Are the owners and fans not worried that players will be conditioned and expect mediocrity? Is that not worse than losing by not sticking to your idea as a manager or CEO?
They'll have to exhume him if he sticks to 5.
 
The best chance we have is Brighton and Forest in October/November…but Brighton always bag a result at OT.