Which table are you sitting at?

GhastlyHun

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5, with my dude Thomas. We'll spend the night torturing Klopp with bad jokes until he agrees to free the German NT from its löwly misery.
 

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Table 5 I think. Should be fun. I would like to see the video of table 3's physical fight though.
 

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Roy Keane would make minced meat out of Zlatan.
 

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Table 10 because they seem the right balance of fun, interesting and non-threatening.

I'd avoid table 3 because I don't want the side eye from Roy Keane when I knock a couple of peas off my plate.
 

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Table 4 - maldini, Ronaldo Nazario, Totti and Baggio :drool:

I’ll keep an eye out for table 3 though
 

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3 all day long, the banter would be great and then all hell would break loose..
 

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Not sure I would enjoy the conversations with most. I pick the one with Pep since he might be interesting to discuss things with. Bielsa too maybe.
 

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1 or 4.

I'm edging towards 1 for a couple of reasons:

Messi and Wenger won't eat much leaving more food for me.

Messi and Wenger won't drink much leaving more drink for Cantona and myself to get langers and bully Linekar together.
 

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You couldn’t sit at one you’d get nauseous listening to Linekar arse licking Messi
 

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9 is the equivalent of a classic world cup Group of Shit. It's like there's been a wedding in the football family and they've funnelled all their worst relatives onto a single table in the corner to try and contain the shithousery.
 

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I'm going with table 10, but hiring table 3 for protection. I actually want to live after the fiesta.
 

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Table 1 in place of Lineker would be just delightful. Quite simply, you cannot shatter the perception of class and prescience offered by Wenger, Cantona and Messi, by making them sit alongside someone who shat on a football pitch. So yeah, tell Gary to kick dirt and eat his Walkers at Table 9.

Then again, Eric kicked a fan and Messi was found guilty of tax evasion... but let me dream!
 

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Table 5 would be awkward. Klopp and Müller hate each other. Peter Crouch awkwardly smiling. Yikes.
 

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I feel like partying so table 10 for sure.
 

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Table 1.
Philosophy and poetry discussion with the King. Then after we get drunk we, play 4 aside with Messi and Lineker vs table 3.
 

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Table 9 is definitely organising a rally to get table 10 kicked out.
 

Yagami

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You couldn’t sit at one you’d get nauseous listening to Linekar arse licking Messi
Damn, that's true. Messi was the weak link on that table for me anyway, but that's ruined Linekar, too!

At least I'll have Wenger and Eric.
 

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4. But mainly because it might be Italian food
 

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Table 8...because its the furthest away from table 3 for when shit inevitably kicks off.

Also, Bob Mortimer.