Who is in your ultimate punditry line-up?

horsechoker

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To host a live football match, bear in mind my line-up is made up from people in the British media who provide an interesting examination of the game.

Host
Gary Linekar

Pundits
Roy Keane, Gary Neville, H from Steps, Jose Mourinho

Commentators
Andy Gray and Martin Tyler
 

Skeezix

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Host, Commentators - Same

Pundits - Roy Keane, Jose Mourinho, Louis Van Gaal, Uncle Pat
 

KirkDuyt

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Rafael van der Vaart is a great pundit. He has a good view of the game and is laid back. On a tactical level Kenneth Perez is my favorite. Marco van Basten is also quite good.

The worst pundit in the history of the world is probably Edgar Davids.

So Line up:

Host: Jack van Gelder
Pundits: vdVaart, Perez, Van Basten
Commentary: Wim Kieft, Sierd de Vos
 

Samid

He's no Bilal Ilyas Jhandir
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Location
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Host
Jake Humpfrey

Pundits
Micah Richard, Noel Gallagher, Phil Thompson, Paul Ince, John Barnes

Commentators
Jamie Carragher, Steve McManaman

Ringside
Graeme Souness

Pre match predictions
Mark Lawrenson
 

horsechoker

The Caf's Roy Keane.
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Location
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Host
Jake Humpfrey

Pundits
Micah Richard, Noel Gallagher, Phil Thompson, Paul Ince, John Barnes

Commentators
Jamie Carragher, Steve McManaman

Ringside

Graeme Souness

Pre match predictions
Mark Lawrenson
The microphones would stop working after 30 minutes due to saliva build up
 

Rhyme Animal

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Nonchalantly scoring the winner...
Can't believe people are picking Keano in this! He's an awful pundit.

Host - Gary Lineker

Commentators - Steve Wilson and Lee Dixon

Pundits - Neville, Rio Ferdinand, Carragher, Micah Richards, Ian Wright and Evra.

Sat amongst the fans interviewing them and being forced to interact with them - Souness
 
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Skeezix

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Can't believe people are picking Keano in this! He's an awful pundit.

Host - Gary Lineker

Commentators - Steve Wilson and Lee Dixon

Pundits - Neville, Rio Ferdinand, Carragher, Micah Richards, Ian Wright.

Sat amongst the fans interviewing them and being forced to interact with them - Souness
Most ex-players pundits are awful though, we watch them for the entertainment, cliches and soundbites. Any ex-pool pundit is way worse than Keane.
 

OnlyTwoDaSilvas

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Presenter: Not needed

Pundits: See above

Commentary: the option from Amazon Prime where you can switch the commentary off.

Post game: if Arsenal have lost, straight to AFTV.
 

luke511

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Host
Lineker

Pundits
Neville, Carragher, Keane, Ferdinand

Sub: Hargreaves

Commentators
Andy Gray, Martin Tyler
 

Corey

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Host
Lineker

Pundits
Neville
Carragher
Ferdinand
Henry

Commentators
Peter Drury (lead commentator)
Andy Gray (co-commentator)

Surprised Peter Drury isn't getting mentioned. His commentary in big moments has regularly given me goosebumps
 

Baneofthegame

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Talks a lot of sense to be fair, it's his horrendous accent and 'fletch' every 30 seconds that annoys me though.
Yeah, he tendsto be unbiased whenever I’ve watched his commentary regardless of who is playing.
 

JPRouve

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I will have to forfeit, no player was available.
 

Baneofthegame

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He gets a hard time when he gives us a hard time but it's often deserved. On the other hand he's full of praise for us when we're playing well which often goes unnoticed
Yeah agreed, hence why I personally think he’s the best commentator on tv at the moment.
 

lsd

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Have to have Andy Gray in there i still say take a bow son everytime there is a wonder goal.
 

The Cat

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Andu Gray was the best. Would be superb if you could get him on without that idiot mate of his.
 

charlenefan

Far less insightful than the other Charley
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Linekar

Ferdinand, Keane, Mourinho

Tyler & G.Neville
 

United58

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Commentators: Peter Drury and Andy Gray

Presenter: Bill O'Herlihy

Pundits: Eamonn Dunphy, José Mourinho, Gary Neville
 

Chipper

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Host: James Richardson

Commentators: Clive Tyldesley and Andy Gray

Pundits: Keane, Souness, Mourinho, Dixon, Hansen
 

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Presenter: Des Lynam
Commentator: John Motson
Pundit: Roy Keane, Jose Mourinho and Robin van Persie