We have the winner. You can't even spell his name.
Who is the Nic Cage of football?
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Crouch wins, after playing for a shitload of clubs and being self aware that he's not the best and a bit of a piss take.
Pepe Reina. 100%
Jordan Henderson
Not the bees.
Charlie Adam.
Giroud and Fellaini are good shouts
Oh I wish.
Anderson. Will always have a soft spot for him, even though he was a lazy feck.
I second this.
I reckon Nani or Anderson could fit the bill for the nic cage of united. Fred as well.
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Mike "Chris" Smalling
Has to be, he fits all the criteria.
Strangely enough I actually enjoyed his time at Arsenal even though he was such a mess. He's weirdly endearing
Thomas Müller is a top player, severely underrated.As a german Bayern fan my first thought obviously was Thomas Müller.
For a player with his technical abilities and sometimes downright goofiness (on and off the pitch) his achievements and career are almost a miracle to me.
His technique is very good, he certainly does everything is required to him, delivers most of the time, plus nice end product.
The most underrated german player ever, I'd take him over overrated flashy players with no end product that look good in compilation YouTube videos.
Fernando Torres.
Gordon Ramsay.
Carragher.
Demba Ba
Post Newcastle and Newcastle days
Most of his career average and then goal against Liverpool
Mostly reserved off the pitch but iconic moments off it
Syrup and anti racism
This guy
Antonio. Can bully the best and be pocketed by average.
Joey Barton
Lionel Messi
Has to be Pogba
Didier Drogba
This is the right answer.