Wowbefitting a club of our stature, we need someone instantly recognisable. someone with gravitas, panache and some razzle dazzle. there are a few stand out candidates for me and a couple of front runners:
1. the michelin man
instantly recognisable, great brand awareness, allows seamless integration with a new official tyres sponsor. as a hidden bonus, we can kidnap jon moss before united games and have “mm” ref in his place, ensuring favourable results for us and a higher league position.
2. the laughing cow
already red, would allow us to find god and remove remove the association with devils. “the red cows” is far more palatable and will ensure fans of christ become fans of united. more fans equals more revenue, which should mean a higher league position.
3. pringles guy
a ‘stash that commands respect. a ‘stash you can set your watch to. a ‘stash that must be obeyed. the players would go over the top towards certain death for that ‘stash, ensuring a higher league position.
4. colonel sanders
discount kfc which can be used to bribe jon moss. this should mean a higher league position.
At least the Saudis would have some interest in how we perform on the pitch and want us to win the league ....Glazers dont give a feck about anything but $$sWhat if the glasiers are so sick of the back lash they decide to sell to the Saudis, fans won't be happy again, we need to understand, these are a different breed of owners that are taking over clubs now, not backing either just saying