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Who was the most likely to have committed manslaughter if he'd never become a United player?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
What?
The season needs to start already
Vidic
Edit: But he'd get off with a caution
Edit: But he'd get off with a caution
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Probably Tevez.
Rojos
pre-season matches*Keane, quite obviously.
mansLaughter
mansLaughter
First person who came to mind is Roy Keane.
Ole. Something to do with assassination
Wow the season really needs to start doesn’t it ha ha.. But there’s only one person worth mentioning, and that’s Roy Keane!
Cantona
Keane and Stam. Michael Owen 
Juan Mata.
Its always the one you dont expect.
Taking it a step forward... I wonder who would be a serial killer (Dexter vibe).
Its always the one you dont expect.
Taking it a step forward... I wonder who would be a serial killer (Dexter vibe).
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Rojo.
Jones. Innocently getting head butted outside a kebab shop.
Rojo
Rojo. He just left his vacation after the series of 4 mysterious murders happened at the place he was staying at... and I'm not even making this up.
He also assaulted and seriously injured 2 guys with a bottle, but paid them off to avoid prison time before coming here iirc.
P.S. I think someone of our past players said that he would've ended up in a gang if not for the football?
He also assaulted and seriously injured 2 guys with a bottle, but paid them off to avoid prison time before coming here iirc.
P.S. I think someone of our past players said that he would've ended up in a gang if not for the football?
Ravel.
Ronaldo, in a Andrew Cunanan kind of way.
Joe Jordan, scary bastard.
Marcos Rojo for sure. I seriously think he is actually an absolute mental case. Apparently he nutted his next door neighbour just before he signed for United.
Keane is obviously the first one to come to mind. Rojo and perhaps Tevez the other two possibilities I could imagine.
Eh? The man is so fecking chill. His aggression was solely on the field.
Darron Gibson due to drink driving.
Rojo
@horsechoker This has to win the thread, no?
Ray Wilkins, just toooooo nice
he's still got time.
Bebe
I agree with @harms it's definitely Rojo.
I think Morrison would’ve been in serious trouble if he didn’t have a talent for playing football.
Murder surely?
Rooney, after getting into a sticky situation with a local pensioner!
Ravel would have probably stabed someone. I mean he was hanging out with gangster as it is and beating on his woman.
He’s a rotten apple.
He’s a rotten apple.
This one is easy. Rojo.
Ravel Morrison I think.