still a long timeWho was the most likely to have committed manslaughter if he'd never become a United player?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
still a long timeWtf? Michael Carrick.
Dare I say Cristiano Ted Bundy style. 
Is he really that charismatic? he doesn't come across that way.Dare I say Cristiano Ted Bundy style.
Keane.
He looked De Ligt in the eyes for a 10 sec without saying anything and latter is signing with Juve, if that's not proof then what is?
Really when was this?
Feck sake Ronny we needed him more than your team...We need someone like him on our team.
Paul Mcgrath
Yeah, makes sense.
Jlingz 
who would then post the video of him dabbing before moon walking over the body shouting "beeeanzzzz"
who would then post the video of him dabbing before moon walking over the body shouting "beeeanzzzz"I’d say Lukuku, but then I’d assume he would just miss the target, and then be knackered and give up.
Mark Hughes had a really nasty streak in him - so he would be my nomination.
Mark Hughes had a really nasty streak in him - so he would be my nomination.
Absolutely mental.
If Bailly and Rojo are as reckless in general life as they are on the pitch then either of them would be a decent bet.
Becks
Blomqvist
Giggs. He'd fk yr sister and kill your dad.
You never know. If he had it in him he could have shown that side of him whenever the need arose. He could then cry afterwards, "see what I have done"
Solksjaer was called baby faced assassin.. although manslaughter and murder arent the same thing.
Rojo. Literally bottled his neighbour when he was over in Sporting and nearly got prison time.
As a bonus also set off loads of loud fireworks early into the morning when he moved to United only to find out the next day SAF was his neighbour
As a bonus also set off loads of loud fireworks early into the morning when he moved to United only to find out the next day SAF was his neighbour
Rojo. Doesn’t he still have an ongoing case for assault, or has that been settled?
Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that Vidic told him he was going to leave United to fight in a war back in 2009.
“What do you mean, called up?’ I said, alarmed. ‘Kosovo. I am going,’ he said. ‘It’s my duty.'”
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't go there as a kitchen helper.
“What do you mean, called up?’ I said, alarmed. ‘Kosovo. I am going,’ he said. ‘It’s my duty.'”
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't go there as a kitchen helper.
This is brilliant
I might be remembering this wrong, but he actually wet-willied him right after that picture was taken, right? Tevez started crying and we won the game.
Absolutely mental.
Nearly everyone has misunderstood the OP and is instead naming the player most likely to commit a murder. I'd go with Evra being convicted of manslaughter by reason of diminished responsibility because he's violent (kung fu kicks fans) and really fecking mental (licks poultry).
Imagine him brutally killing someone and he's like "I LOVE THIS GAME AHAHAHA"
Wtf with all these ridiculous threads of late? Go outside get some air!!!
That being said Joe Jordan was scary, really really scary. I still expect Gattuso to end up in a dustbin somewhere.....
That being said Joe Jordan was scary, really really scary. I still expect Gattuso to end up in a dustbin somewhere.....
Kanchelskis. Would definitely have been a hit man for the KGB had he not been blessed with football skills.
/thread. Nothing more to say. Looks like the personal assistant of a Mexican druglord who has been involved in numerous atrocities and wanted by the authorities.
Lingard choking people to death with his perfume that smells like him.
I don't think it's Roy Keane at all. I think he'd get beat up and bullied anywhere except football.
How do you reckon that?
Mark Bosnich
Roy is the first to spring to mind, but Berbatov had a sinister look about him, also wouldn't like to have Vidic after me for revenge
Giggs... No morals
Lingard and he would stream it live.
Death by cringe
Yeah this - and I guess there’s still time.
Just a hunch.