Definitely Ronaldo. Classic psychopath.
Who was the most likely to have committed manslaughter if he'd never become a United player?
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Not the player himself but there was a story back then about how the crime rate in Mexico dropped during United's matches when Chicharito is playing.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/footb...r/news-story/4fc35380ed400d4921431f74680ad986
This wins it for me!!
Tevez literally comes from a family of drug lords
Luke Chadwick.
Sadly I think suspect that it may yet happen, however I would like to be proved wrong.
Of all the threads I've made, I can't believe this has been bumped to the front page 
Possibly Giggs. Never see emotion in his face. When he smiles, it always looks contrived. There's something Bundy-esque about him.
I remember people worried he was going to get involved in organised crime, and then he ended up somehow in Jalisco, Mexico, in the absolute worst place for organised crime. Luckily he didn't get a grasp on Spanish, or else he would have been found hanging out with the cartel, like Adriano.
Gibbo.
Chris Smalling before his new hairstyle
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One of his uncles was a big drug dealer in his childhood neighborhood, which is the argentine equivalent of a favela. He himself admitted several times if he didn't have the talent to become a footballer he would have become a drug lord
Looking it up, i can't find confirmation of that so maybe i'm remembering wrong, or the commenters who mentioned it were talking bs. But his childhood best friend did get involved in armed robberies
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Birtles. I swear I was throwing knives at the barn door.
Doing some research for this thread: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sportspeople_convicted_of_crimes
That shows what an utter scrote Marlon King was/is.
Peter Storey was a bit of a dirty dog too.
Back on topic, wouldn't be surprised if Vidic has left some bodies behind in Serbia.
Berbatov probably has a second life as head of the Bulgarian mafia too, but he'd get someone else to do the killing while he looked on, puffing on his gauloises.
That shows what an utter scrote Marlon King was/is.
Peter Storey was a bit of a dirty dog too
. Back on topic, wouldn't be surprised if Vidic has left some bodies behind in Serbia.
Berbatov probably has a second life as head of the Bulgarian mafia too, but he'd get someone else to do the killing while he looked on, puffing on his gauloises.
It's Pogba for sure
There's a documentary of him on netflix called apache. If half of what's on it is true then he led one fecked up life in his childhood.
Rojo needs a mention
Dead behind the eyes.
Definitely Gary Neville, just look how he intimidated Patrick Vieira
Peter Schmeicel. Fergie was afraid of getting beaten to a pulp by him.