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The Caf's Roy Keane.
Thank @Needham for the thread inspiration
The season needs to start already
pre-season matches*The season needs to start already
Jones. Innocently getting head butted outside a kebab shop.
Eh? The man is so fecking chill. His aggression was solely on the field.Cantona
@horsechoker This has to win the thread, no?Darron Gibson due to drink driving.
he's still got time.Ravel.
Rojo. He just left his vacation after the series of 4 mysterious murders happened at the place he was staying at... and I'm not even making this up.
He also assaulted and seriously injured 2 guys with a bottle, but paid them off to avoid prison time before coming here iirc.
P.S. I think someone of our past players said that he would've ended up in a gang if not for the football?
Murder surely?Vidic
Edit: But he'd get off with a caution
Ravel Morrison I think.Rojo. He just left his vacation after the series of 4 mysterious murders happened at the place he was staying at... and I'm not even making this up.
He also assaulted and seriously injured 2 guys with a bottle, but paid them off to avoid prison time before coming here iirc.
P.S. I think someone of our past players said that he would've ended up in a gang if not for the football?