Who would you not take as manager at United?

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LawCharltonBest

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Of the more realistic options, Southgate. Only time I stopped watching United was when I was a teenager desperately trying to get sex.

If United hire Southgate, I am out. I won’t watch it until he’s sacked.
 

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I wouldn't mind anyone as long as he has no affiliation with MUFC, So if he doesn't perform he won't be given time and will be let go when necessary instead of holding on to some bull crap United DNA/Culture.
 

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David Lynch? Helen Mirren? Richard Dawkins? Jeff Goldblum?
Helen Mirren would whip these lads into shape. Would maybe take a punt on Lynch and Goldblum as well. Worried about the ridiculous formation Lynch would play though.
 

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any previous play that has any relation to Ole,Gary,Kean
 

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Anyone who is british or connected to United previously as a player or staff. Also no defensive minded managers who play 5 at the back as we have to let go many of the attacking players due to lack of play time.

In current scenario, anyone who is in the above categories are not good enough to build/manage a team to challenge the masterminds of Pep/Klopp/Tuchel/Conte
 

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Anyone previously associated with United, Southgate, Zidane.. or anyway manager who’s philosophy is park the bus and counter.
 

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Schmeichel, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Beckham, either Neville, Sheringham, Cole, Yorke etc before the board get any ideas…
 

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We need to get out of this 'jobs for the boys' nostalgia trip. Bringing in unproven people who have never been in these positions and who are learning on the job. Let Carrick and McKenna work in the academy and bring in the next generations.

For an interim manager, I would bring in Rangnick. Give him 8 months to steady the ship, get the team playing to a formation, maybe a trophy which is very possible with this squad. Then give him a 3 year contract to move upstairs in a directorship role and Ten Hag and his Ajax set up move in en masse and turn us into an elite performing club once again.

Joel Glazer isn't stupid, if United start winning things again, they make more money. The value of the club goes up, the shares go up. The shirt sales and sponsorship deals increase. It has a knock on effect that goes through everything.
 

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Of the more realistic options, Southgate. Only time I stopped watching United was when I was a teenager desperately trying to get sex.

If United hire Southgate, I am out. I won’t watch it until he’s sacked.
Yeah I have adopted the past caring about results attitude until Ole has gone, in regards to who I wouldn't want it is only Southgate, Gerrard and any ex Utd players for me
 

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the usual suspects everyone else has said, but above that, no ex player ever! No ..but its the Utd way again.
 

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I would really struggle to get behind Southgate. I think he’s on a similar level to Ole tactically and he didn’t score the winner in a champions league final for us.
 

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who do you feckin think ?
Yes ….even if just to feck off the Liverpool fans.

Just imagine it ….”the chosen one“ managing Manchester Utd :lol:
This is not without precedent, a certain Matt Busby former Liverpool Captain and City player rocked up to Old Trafford at one time. He did ok apparently.

To answer the OP the one that really fills me with dread, that could be a possibility with the geniuses in charge is Southgate.
 

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I wouldn't take any of the supporting staff, especially Carrick. Was woefully overrated as a player and even worse as an assistant.

I don't care who we get, just none of the current lot, even as interim.
 

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Rodgers and Southgate would be diabolical choices.
 

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Come to think of it, I would pull Harry Redknapp out of retirement, it seriously couldn't get any worse than it is now and at least Ol Arry would spark a few things.

I reckon there's more than enough caretaker managers in the Stretford End that could do a better job that Ole right now.
 

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Southgate.

Anyone who has any sort of past affiliation with United or United DNA.
 

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Im not sure I would be able to support Southgate or Rogers. Both are terrible options.
I'll need a lot more convincing on Rodgers, but as awful as Ole has been for us I genuinely think Southgate is worse than him.
 

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anyone or anything related to class of 92. They are a toxic smog lingering over the head of this club.
 

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Of the more realistic options, Southgate. Only time I stopped watching United was when I was a teenager desperately trying to get sex.

If United hire Southgate, I am out. I won’t watch it until he’s sacked.
I assume the person you fancied was a Leeds fan or something?

In which case, poor taste.
 

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I think it should be legal to kill anyone who wants Southgate as United manager.
 

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Anyone previously associated with United, Southgate, Zidane.. or anyway manager who’s philosophy is park the bus and counter.
The disrespect for Zidane FFS :lol:

3 time CL winner just parks the bus, the state of that thinking.
 

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Anyone who does not speak English should be avoided. As a long term strategy, say you are getting them ready to join in the summer, fine, they can learn the basics between now and then. But if joining straight away, mid season, it could potentially be a car crash, ala G Nev at Valencia. Naturally a lot of modern managers speak multiple languages, Guardiola, Tuchel, Klopp all seemed to have a basic (Or better than most here and in the UK) grasp of English already, but if we are looking at a translator for everything a manager does it would be concerning. 2 common links at the moment are Zidane and Ten Hag. I have read Zidane doesn't speak much English, so I would want to avoid that (Regardless, it is rumoured he doesn't want a PL job because of it), and Tottenham supposedly decided against Ten Hag due to his English not being great, so I would be wary about both.

The second thing I would want us to avoid would be a purely defensive/negative manager. It's difficult because they don't always start out that way, but a Simeone/Allardyce/Hodgson/Mou/Conte type manager should be avoided, especially with the current crop of players, too many of our better players can't/won't fit that style, and on top of that confidence is low with the players as is, if we have a manager come in like that, the already difficult home games could become unbearable.

I'm not really bothered about past links to teams though. Generally you expect managers to be professional, even players, like Carragher being an Everton fan, Solskjaer a boyhood Liverpool fan, it never impacted their playing careers, and managers are exactly the same. So I wouldn't care less if a qualified/decent enough ex Liverpool/City player or manager got appointed, because it would be largely irrelevant.
 

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The disrespect for Zidane FFS :lol:

3 time CL winner just parks the bus, the state of that thinking.
Didn’t say Zidane parks the bus if you read it correctly, I just don’t want him. I don’t want Zidane for the pure fact that I don’t think he’s as great tactically as say a Pep, Klopp, Tuchel, peak Jose. He won the league with a prime Ronaldo, Bale, Modric, Kroos, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, James, Benzema.. bring him here and try and get a fine tune out of Fred and McTominay, that is never going to happen. The guy needs real quality to do what he wants to do which obviously we do not have.

After watching Ole the last 3 years rely on nothing but moments and individual brilliance I want someone with a clear way of playing, with an actual structure and philosophy.. which I don’t think Zidane has.
 
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