World Cup Pot Noodle

[Thunderhead]

Winner
Runner Up

Golden Boot
Golden Gloves
Golden Ball
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year)
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament

Total Number of Red Cards
Total Number of Penalties

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team -
Player -

Make a silly prediction:

 

[RedDevil@84]

Golden Boot: Neymar
Golden Glove: De Gea

Silly prediction:
Argentina don't get out of the groups or get knocked out in first KO match

 

[Trizy]

Another world cup prediction thread .. anyway...

Winner: France or Germany
Runner Up: As above.

Golden Boot: Lukaku
Golden Gloves: LLoris
Golden Ball: Griezmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Rashford

Total Number of Red Cards: 5
Total Number of Penalties: 8


Make a silly prediction: Hottest chick shown on camera: Panama

 

[Devil81]

Winner - France
Runner Up - Brazil

Golden Boot - Greizmann
Golden Gloves - De Gea
Golden Ball - Greizmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Pickford

Total Number of Red Cards - 13
Total Number of Penalties - Without penalty shoot outs 8 with penalty shoot out 32

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team -
Player -

Make a silly prediction:

 

[Mani]

Winner:Argentina
Runner Up:France

Golden Boot:Messi
Golden Gloves DDG
Golden Ball:
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year)
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament

Total Number of Red Cards:5
Total Number of Penalties:7

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team -
Player -

Make a silly prediction:

 

[Thunderhead]

Brazil
Spain

Kane
Ter Stegen
Silva
Jesus
Raheem Sterling (again)

12
14

Brazil
Gabriel Jesus

England to beat Germany on Pens in the QF

 

[Blatzo]

Winner France
Runner Up England

Golden Boot C Ronaldo
Golden Gloves Lloris
Golden Ball Greizman
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year)
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament Delle Ali

Total Number of Red Cards 7
Total Number of Penalties 13

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Portugal
Player - Cahill

Make a silly prediction: England will actually do well

 

[slored1]

Winner: Brazil
Runner up: Germany

Golden boot: Werner
Golden glove: Allison
Golden ball: Coutinho
Best young player: Mbappe
Scapegoat of the tournament: Dele Alli

Total number of reds: 5
Penalties: 5

Twats of the tournie-
Team: France
Player: Fernandinho

Silly prediction: Neymar will start the first game, come off injured and never play in the tournament again.

 

[Raw]

Winner: France
Runner Up: Brazil

Golden Boot: Ronaldo
Golden Gloves: De Gea
Golden Ball: Griezmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Rashford

Total Number of Red Cards: 9
Total Number of Penalties: 11

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Portugal
Player - Fellaini

Make a silly prediction: England will win a penalty shootout

 

[VeevaVee]

I thought this was some weird new limited edition Pot Noodle flavour

 

[PeteManic]

Winner: Argentina
Runner Up: Germany

Golden Boot: Messi
Golden Gloves: Neuer
Golden Ball: Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year):
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Dele Allí after red card in 2nd round as England go out on penalties

Total Number of Red Cards: 15
Total Number of Penalties: 20

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Costa Rica
Player - Jose Puta Madre

Make a silly prediction: Neymar to do feck all. Will announce move to Real Madrid after walking off pitch in tears after injury in first match.

 

[Panther]

Winner - Brazil
Runner Up - France/Spain

Golden Boot - Griezmann
Golden Gloves - De Gea
Golden Ball - Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Kane

Total Number of Red Cards - 13
Total Number of Penalties - 17

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Russia
Player - Someone from Russia

Make a silly prediction: Someone will score the winner in a game which takes England through to the next round but Harry Kane will claim it.

 

[redspoony]

Winner: Brazil
Runner Up: Spain

Golden Boot: Griezmann
Golden Gloves: DDG
Golden Ball: Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Undoubtedly a United player - take your pick.

Total Number of Red Cards: 15
Total Number of Penalties: 19

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Suarez

Make a silly prediction: Fellaini announces move to Milan on the eve of the tournament and goes on to display silky playmaking skills that we never got to see.

 

[v0latile]

Winner: England
Runner Up: Spain

Golden Boot: Kane
Golden Gloves: De Gea
Golden Ball: Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) : Rashford
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Dele

Total Number of Red Cards: 13
Total Number of Penalties: 12

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Russia
Player - Fernandinho

Make a silly prediction:England winning the world cup

 

[KirkDuyt]

Winner: Argentina
Runner Up: France

Golden Boot: Messi
Golden Gloves: Lloris
Golden Ball: Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappé
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Kane

Total Number of Red Cards: 8
Total Number of Penalties: 33

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Portugal
Player - Pepe

Make a silly prediction: Belgium will go out in the group stages.

 

[Ian Reus]

Winner. Brazil
Runner Up. France.

Golden Boot. Griezmann.
Golden Gloves. Lloris.
Golden Ball. Messi.
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year). Jesus.
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament.
Any United player.

Total Number of Red Cards. 8.
Total Number of Penalties. 20

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Columbia.
Player - deli Ali.

Make a silly prediction:
England to win a penalty shootout.

 

[paulscholes18]

Winner France
Runner Up Spain

Golden Boot Griezmann
Golden Gloves DDG
Golden Ball Griezmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament Kane

Total Number of Red Cards 4
Total Number of Penalties 7

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Russia
Player - Alli

Make a silly prediction
Germany lose a penalty shootout

 

[Ish]

Winner: Spain
Runner Up: Brazil

Golden Boot: Neymar
Golden Gloves: DDG
Golden Ball: Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Kane

Total Number of Red Cards: 5
Total Number of Penalties: 7

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Brazil
Player - Dele Alli

Make a silly prediction: England will surprise and make the quarters, at the very least

 

[Vault Dweller]

Winner - Spain
Runner Up - Brazil

Golden Boot - Neymar
Golden Gloves - DDG
Golden Ball - Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Raheem Sterling

Total Number of Red Cards - 6
Total Number of Penalties - 12

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Dele Alli

Make a silly prediction - A streaker to run on the pitch and score a goal, it is classed legitimate, and knocks England out

 

[FireballXL5]

Winner - Spain
Runner Up - France
Golden Boot - Griezmann
Golden Gloves - DDG
Golden Ball - Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Jordan Henderson

Total Number of Red Cards - 12
Total Number of Penalties - 22

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Diego Costa

Make a silly prediction: A player will die from ink poisoning.

 

[horsechoker]

Silly prediction:
Argentina don't get out of the groups or get knocked out in first KO match

I actually think one of Croatia or Argentina won't progress.

 

[MUFC OK]

Winner: Germany
Runner Up: Brazil

Golden Boot: Edinson Cavani
Golden Gloves: Thibault Courtois
Golden Ball: Timo Werner
Best Young Player: (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
England Fans Scapegoat: Jesse Lingard

Total Number of Red Cards 7
Total Number of Penalties 19

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Mascherano

Make a silly prediction: Denmark to reach the last 4

 

[RobinHood]

Winner - Argentina
Runner Up - Germany
Golden Boot - Messi
Golden Gloves - Sergio Romero
Golden Ball - Messi

England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Whoever England's starting goalkeeper is.

Total Number of Red Cards - 4
Total Number of Penalties - 14

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Diego Costa

Make a silly prediction: England will make the semifinals

 

[jderbyshire]

Gonna be a laugh looking back through these in July...

Winner: SPAIN
Runner Up: GERMANY

Golden Boot: WERNER
Golden Gloves: DE GEA
Golden Ball: ISCO
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): GABRIEL JESUS
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: PICKFORD

Total Number of Red Cards: 8
Total Number of Penalties: 14

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Otamendi

Make a silly prediction: Messi and Ronaldo to both fail to score a single goal

 

[Random Task]

Winner - France
Runner Up - Belgium

Golden Boot - Griezmann
Golden Gloves - De God (obviously)
Golden Ball - Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Kane

Total Number of Red Cards - 6
Total Number of Penalties -9

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player -Mash

Make a silly prediction: Putin will do a naked streak after Russia come back from 4-0 to beat Spain 5-4 in the QF's

 

[rm4eva]

The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Alli for a red card that leads to England's elimination from the tournament.

 

[Andy_Cole]

Winner Spain
Runner Up Germany

Golden Boot Messi
Golden Gloves DDG
Golden Ball Iniesta
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Rashford
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament Phil Jones

Total Number of Red Cards 7
Total Number of Penalties 5

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Mascherano

Make a silly prediction: Neymar to not score a goal in the tournament.

 

[haram]

Winner - Spain

Runner Up - Germany

Golden Boot - Lukaku

Golden Gloves - De Gea

Golden Ball - Neymar

Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus

The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Stones

 

[bebeanderson]

Why are people putting Germany/Spain as runner ups winners or Brazil/France or Argentina/Germany

they 90% will meet in semi finals if they do meet

 

[RoLo]

Winner: France
Runner Up: Argentina

Golden Boot: Griezmann
Golden Gloves: De Gea
Golden Ball: Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): G. Jesus
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Kane

Total Number of Red Cards: 3
Total Number of Penalties: 5

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Pepe

Make a silly prediction: An outfield player will end up in goal for a penalty.

 

[Robertd0803]

I thought the OP was talking about the Brazilian Steakhouse flavour Pot Noodle that came out for the last World Cup

Winner: France
Runner Up: Argentina

Golden Boot-Kane
Golden Gloves DDG
Golden Ball Greizmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Gabriel Jesus-no idea if he fits the criteria though
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: The corner flag, or else VAR

Total Number of Red Cards 12
Total Number of Penalties 16

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - France
Player - William Carvahlo

Make a silly prediction: England will stun everyone by thrashing a major nation like Brazil/France in an epic match before going out with a whimper in the next round thanks to a dodgy goal scored by someone who moves to United.

 

[Mint]

Winner: Brazil
Runner Up: France

Golden Boot: Cavani
Golden Gloves: DDG
Golden Ball: Griezmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Kane

Total Number of Red Cards: 4
Total Number of Penalties: 13


Make a silly prediction: Belgium will go out of the group stage

 

[Offside]

Winner: Argentina
Runner Up: Spain

Golden Boot: Sergio Aguero
Golden Gloves: David De Gea
Golden Ball: Lionel Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Sterling

Total Number of Red Cards: 6
Total Number of Penalties: 3

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Mascherano

Silly prediction: Peru in the semi finals

 

[SpyLuke10]

Golden boot: Lukaku

Man will score hat tricks against Tunisia and Panama.

 

[aseru]

Winner: Brazil
Runner Up: Germany

Golden Boot: Griezmann
Golden Gloves: Ederson
Golden Ball: Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year): Jesus
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament: Jones

Total Number of Red Cards:
Total Number of Penalties:

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Suarez

Make a silly prediction: I want Nigeria to go far.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Winner - Brazil or Spain
Runner Up - see above

Golden Boot - Neymar
Golden Gloves - DDG
Golden Ball - Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Stones

Total Number of Red Cards - 9
Total Number of Penalties - 10

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Otamendi

Make a silly prediction: England will register more clean sheets than Germany, who will not register one at all

 

[VeevaVee]

Seriously though, this should a limited edition Pot Noodle with some kind of Russian influence. I have no idea what Russian food is even like though.

 

[Don Alfredo]

Winner Brazil
Runner Up Spain

Golden Boot Griezmann
Golden Gloves De Gea
Golden Ball Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament Lingard

Total Number of Red Cards 6
Total Number of Penalties 8

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Brazil
Player - Otamendi

Make a silly prediction: Maximum 1 goal by Messi or Ronaldo after the round of last 16

 

[Thunderhead]

Anymore for anymore

 

[DCP]

Winner - France
Runner Up - England

Golden Boot - Kane
Golden Gloves - Neuer
Golden Ball - Griezmann
Best Young Player - Rashford
The Sterling Beckham award for England Fans Scapegoat of the Tournament - Henderson

Total Number of Red Cards - 3
Total Number of Penalties - 11

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Brazil
Player - Countinho

Make a silly prediction: England to make it through to the final after grinding out 1-0 wins, go 1-0 up in the final and conceded a penalty from a Jordan Henderson tackle