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Enjoy tubetards...


Hopefully, it's passably interesting.

* it isn't 10 things btw, it was....but I had to edit it down to get it in at under 10 minutes, so my 8 minute rant about the vuvuzela will have to be left for another time.
 

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Good stuff Mockney. Apart from the vuvuzela's (which i know you hate), what do you think of the country and the atmosphere outside of the stadiums?
 

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:lol: Everybody has said the same thing "I knew Heskey wasn't going to score"

It might become a catchphrase during this tournament, and the clip of Gerrard taking note of Rooney firing up the players was great, keep 'em coming Mockers, quality stuff.

Great soundtrack too!
 

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I won't be happy until you get footage of some genuine African lions. Preferably with you holding up a cub in a 'Lion King' style scene.
 

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Good stuff Mockney, well put together. I enjoyed the analysis of Heskey :lol:

Oh, and Stevie G?!?!?
 

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When he plays for England, I can call him Stevie G. It doesn't bother me in the slightest....It's also not made for Redcaf, so, you know, meh...It's aimed at your average pub going football monkey...I'm also a chav at heart. I did a baboon/Henize segway for United fans though...nobody probably caught that.

I saw a baboon today...no lions though Mike "Man Utd" Up North, I'm not in the fecking outback...they aren't just wandering around the cities you know..

Good stuff Mockney. Apart from the vuvuzela's (which i know you hate), what do you think of the country and the atmosphere outside of the stadiums?
Everyone's really nice...but I'm staying in what is basically a Casino, so I haven't really been out and about in SA yet...I will do for the next game though since it's in Cape Town. It's quite hot.

And yeah, only England games for analysis (if you could call it that...and you'd be generous) with maybe a passing reference to the other bigger ones...it's a fair bit of palava trying to film them, edit them and then ramble on at camera for a bit all within a day without adding in more stuff about the other games...Though I was hoping to watch some games with fans who couldn't get tickets, but my only attempt so far was that argentina one in an empty cinema....I'm basically making it up as I go along.

The Rodney thing is a private joke I forgot wasn't actually a public joke....my favorite bit is almost unnoticeable unfortunately...a sign on the way to the stadium directing people to the Phokeng Trauma Center...damn
 

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i think you make a good point about crouchie born and bred with the belief that he's good at heading given how tall he is. he probably never bothered about it, and the upshot is Heskey being more useful than him as a target man.

i like the first post match analysis, the one that's in the heat of the moment, really insightful
 

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Do the Vuvuzelas get any mention at all in the video, Mockney? Either way, what's your first-hand impression of the horns?
 

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I liked it but do you have a MikeUpNorth type to play off...there must be some other opinionated wanker staying in your casino who'll go on camera.
 

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classic stuff, keep them coming (are you watching the other matches by the way or are you just editing these?).



And am I the only one who on first glance mistook Mockney for Clint Dempsey?
 

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I always forget most of you blokes have an English accent. I always read the posts in an Americanized way.
 

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And also the stadium reminds me a lot of Wembley, as in the utter horrid old one.
 

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Nicely done.

A chav at heart eh?

I was in Newcastle recently and I learned that the term Chav is actually meant to describe someone in a tracksuit with a bad haircut who lives in a council house. I always thought Chav just meant Chelsea supporter. No wonder I kept offending people.
 

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Great stuff. Enjoy more this kinda journalism than the regular pundit. They're always the same. A football fan who doesn't talk shit is always the best one.

Good point about Rodney(?). He can't head for shit. And he does worse when left alone. It's like he needs to point his hands on someone's shoulder for balance.
 

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I liked it but do you have a MikeUpNorth type to play off...there must be some other opinionated wanker staying in your casino who'll go on camera.
I cannot be replaced by any old opinionated wanker.
 

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I learned that the term Chav is actually meant to describe someone in a tracksuit with a bad haircut who lives in a council house. I always thought Chav just meant Chelsea supporter. No wonder I kept offending people.
...yes




...your point is?
 

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Good watch that. Have you seen any Baboons from the window yet? If possible could you capture one alive for me? I'll pay you handsomely.
 

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brilliant video, moscar, how are you getting them made over there?
iMovie on my Mac....it's handy as feck.

Good watch that. Have you seen any Baboons from the window yet? If possible could you capture one alive for me? I'll pay you handsomely.
I have, then it started to climb up the walls so I shut the window quickly and ran away. I really want to get some footage of one though...I might leave an apple on my balcony and play the waiting game (safely behind the window...which will be locked, because apparently they've been known to open them and get in)
 

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Loving the megacoach! :lol:

I have, then it started to climb up the walls so I shut the window quickly and ran away. I really want to get some footage of one though...I might leave an apple on my balcony and play the waiting game (safely behind the window...which will be locked, because apparently they've been known to open them and get in)
I had that very problem on Safari in Botswana. The toilet and the room were separate and I strolled out to have a shit when I reallised the door was wide open and there was a fecking baboon in there. Fright of my life.
 

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Nice stuff Mockney, good editing as well. Couldn't hear any Vuvu's when the anthem played on that vid yet you could hear some through the tele, so i can kinda see why some say they're not as bad when you're in the ground.

Looking forward to your next one.
 

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Good work Mockney, decent analysis of the game, and yeh if you've editted that top job! And if someone else did it, feck it I don't know who they are (not that I 'know' who you are either really but meh) so you might as well take all the credit

Hopefully the next time you're in Manchester, someone will smash your kneecaps for the Stevie G bollocks. Have a word