Anyone got something original? Or we just going with "ohhhhh Bruno Fernandes" (RVP style) on repeat. Or the more continental "brunoooooo" post every goal?
Your Bruno Fernandes chants here..
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Beat me to it. Damn it @TheReligion .. Is the chat going to be "Oh Bruno Fernanades" to the tune of Seven Nations Army or "Oooo Robin van Persieeeeee"?
That's so boring.
Bruuuuuuno Fernandes
To the tune or Bruno Fernandes, by Bruno Fernandes
To the tune or Bruno Fernandes, by Bruno Fernandes
To the song D.I.S.C.O.
"B R U N O [Repeat: x 3]
He is Bruno"
"B R U N O [Repeat: x 3]
He is Bruno"
To the tune of Nemanja oh oh oh
Bruno oh oh oh,
Bruno oh oh oh,
He comes from Maia, Porto,
He'll f***in murder you
Bruno oh oh oh,
Bruno oh oh oh,
He comes from Maia, Porto,
He'll f***in murder you
It’s funny how few of our current players actually have recognised chants.
His name was Bruno. Bruno Fernandes.
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there.
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there.
Abba - Fernando
There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!
There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!
He can score, he can cross,
Fernandes is the boss.
Fernandes, Fernandes.
Fernandes is the boss.
Fernandes, Fernandes.
Gets my vote!
To the tune of frosty the snowman.
Bruno Fernandes, he was a jolly midfield man
He went real sad when he saw we are crap and regretted his decision because we are extremely troubled at the moment and we need at least a striker in this January transfer window so Ed please deliver
Bruno Fernandes, he was a jolly midfield man
He went real sad when he saw we are crap and regretted his decision because we are extremely troubled at the moment and we need at least a striker in this January transfer window so Ed please deliver
We've got Bruno, Maguire and Fred
Marcus Rashford is Manc born and bred
Marcus Rashford is Manc born and bred
Bruno Fernandeees, Bruno Fernandeess, Ole Ole Ole!
Most likely:
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno, Bruno!
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno, Bruno!
I miss the simple rumble of Ruuds that used to echo around OT every time van Nistelrooy did something special so I'm hoping something similar catches on in the vein of "Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!"
There was something in the air that night,
The stars were bright
Fernandes
We'll pay more to Sporting if he scores
(A bonus clause)
Fernandes
The stars were bright
Fernandes
We'll pay more to Sporting if he scores
(A bonus clause)
Fernandes
Woodward only signed you
Because thugs turned up at his house and scared him to death
All the wasted money
Where did the talent go
(To the tune of Elanor Rigby)
(Btw, I don't condone the idiots going to his house)
Because thugs turned up at his house and scared him to death
All the wasted money
Where did the talent go
(To the tune of Elanor Rigby)
(Btw, I don't condone the idiots going to his house)
Feck you Glazers!
Feck you Woody!
Love you Glazers!
Love you Woody!
Should cover your feelings.
Feck you Woody!
Love you Glazers!
Love you Woody!
Should cover your feelings.
Too confusing.
Give me a B!
Give me a R!
Give me a U!
Give me a N!
Give me a O!
Give me a F!
Give me a E!
Give me a R!
Give me a N!
Give me a E!
Give me a N!
Give me a D!
Give me a E!
Give me a S!
And what do we get? FERNEND... shit.
Give me a B!
Give me a R!
Give me a U!
Give me a N!
Give me a O!
Give me a F!
Give me a E!
Give me a R!
Give me a N!
Give me a A!
Give me a N!
Give me a D!
Give me a E!
Give me a S!
Give me a R!
Give me a U!
Give me a N!
Give me a O!
Give me a F!
Give me a E!
Give me a R!
Give me a N!
Give me a E!
Give me a N!
Give me a D!
Give me a E!
Give me a S!
And what do we get? FERNEND... shit.
Give me a B!
Give me a R!
Give me a U!
Give me a N!
Give me a O!
Give me a F!
Give me a E!
Give me a R!
Give me a N!
Give me a A!
Give me a N!
Give me a D!
Give me a E!
Give me a S!
To “Free from desire”...
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
A locked defence and you are key
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Brought in to replace Jesse!
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Thanks Woody’s thugs, there were thirty
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Na na na na na Bruno, it’s Bruno Fernandes
Na na na na na Bruno, it’s Bruno Fernandes
Na na na na na na na, it’s Bruno Fernandes!
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na!
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
A locked defence and you are key
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Brought in to replace Jesse!
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Thanks Woody’s thugs, there were thirty
Bru-No Fer-Nan-Des
Na na na na na Bruno, it’s Bruno Fernandes
Na na na na na Bruno, it’s Bruno Fernandes
Na na na na na na na, it’s Bruno Fernandes!
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na!
Instead of Hey Macarena, ah!
"Hey Bruno Fernandes, ah!" Could be chanted after every goal or something.
"Hey Bruno Fernandes, ah!" Could be chanted after every goal or something.
This defo gets my vote.
U N I - T E D
We got Bruno on the cheap
We mugged off Sporting
Woody sealed it with a kiss
This song wasn't made by Neil Custis
We got Bruno on the cheap
We mugged off Sporting
Woody sealed it with a kiss
This song wasn't made by Neil Custis
This is actually far too good and plausible to be in this thread.
There was a sporting Player who
We should have signed last summer
B-r-u-n-o
B-r-u-n-o
B-r-u-n-o
Bruno is his name ohhh
We should have signed last summer
B-r-u-n-o
B-r-u-n-o
B-r-u-n-o
Bruno is his name ohhh
Another ABBA option:
There was something in the air that night,
The stars were bright
Fernandes
He came to join us from the Lisbon sun
He scores for fun
Fernandes
(or
He can hit the ball from anywhere
You can't prepare
fernandes)
Basically sort that second bit with something about him scoring or whatever. The tune would work great though.
If the Barca president watches any of our matches, he could chant:
"Now you're just somebody that I used, Bruno..."
There was something in the air that night,
The stars were bright
Fernandes
He came to join us from the Lisbon sun
He scores for fun
Fernandes
(or
He can hit the ball from anywhere
You can't prepare
fernandes)
Basically sort that second bit with something about him scoring or whatever. The tune would work great though.
If the Barca president watches any of our matches, he could chant:
"Now you're just somebody that I used, Bruno..."
Spooooooorting
A club in Portugal,
They sold us Ronaldo,
He scored a lot of goals.
Ohhhhh Spooooooooorting
They didn't want Rojo
Not even on a loan
But now we've got Bruno
A club in Portugal,
They sold us Ronaldo,
He scored a lot of goals.
Ohhhhh Spooooooooorting
They didn't want Rojo
Not even on a loan
But now we've got Bruno
Bruno fernandes
Bruno fernandes
Runnin down the midfield, not wing
Hear united sing
Bruno Fernandes
Bruno fernandes
Runnin down the midfield, not wing
Hear united sing
Bruno Fernandes
Tune is the legendary Manilow's Copa cabana
His name is Bruno... Bruno Fernandes
That's it that's all I got
His name is Bruno... Bruno Fernandes
That's it that's all I got
Gets my vote!
Thinking about it, the next part looks ready made to continue the chant...
"Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando"
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I don't believe in having a chant for a player who hasn't done anything for us yet, like with Falcao
Nah, we already had that for Forlan.
Just score again
Just score again
Feeerrnandes
Just score again
Feeerrnandes
The best thing about Falcao was the chant tbf