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Calling himself a god is just cringeworthy! What he actually means is good, as good in Swedish is god.
I think it's the same word in Norwegian. And "Gud" is the word for "God" in both Swedish and Norwegian.
But Zlatan isn't that good anymore, Milan didn't put him on their Uefa list (Which means he won't get a shot at becoming the oldest goalscorer in the history of the CL).
Trying so hard to stay relevant. 
He hasn't been a top 50 player in the world for ages now. Ages. He can say what he wants. No one takes him seriously.
He hasn't been a top 50 player in the world for ages now. Ages. He can say what he wants. No one takes him seriously.
Made his first start since the surgery. Hope he stays fit and gets at least somewhat a positive ending to his career.
And he's just missed a pen
No, pen missed zlatan
You mean he scored a pen… But they somehow let in another goal
He missed the first one and they gifted him a retake
Became the oldest goal scorer in Serie A (41 years 166 days) despite Milan losing 3-1. Aged better than Ronaldo thats for sure.
How to go out with class, are you watching Christian Ronald?
Benzema retires from european football, Zlatan retires period, on the same day.
Thought he might go for one last working-glamour holiday in the Saudi league, with their attempt to recreate the old MLS model of aging stars, and stack up another 12-15 goals, but fair fecks. Legend of a player, and, despite all the third-person persona and associated trappings, quite an entertaining personality in general.
Is he considered a Milan legend?
Could've used some of this lately
Tack Zlatan.