Zlatan's Shoulder

[Blatzo]

During yesterday's game there was a close-up of Zlatan where he appeared to have something rectangular stashed under his shirt on top of his shoulder (gif courtest of @GifLord):


Kind of like when people used to stash cigarette packets in their sleeves:

My question to the caf is "What did Zlatan have stashed under his sleeve?"

 

[Womp]

The krabby patty formula.

 

[Skills]

His shoulder

 

[top1whoisman]

He's keeping Rojo's bananas.

 

[2 man midfield]

Nothing?

 

[Crackers]

It's a pack of cards, that way he always has a trick up his sleeve.

 

[Scarecrow]

I don't see anything.

 

[Duafc]

Kinesio tape if anything.

 

[Duafc]

Or padding on the under armour.

 

[Pexbo]

Go-Pro

 

[Snowjoe]

Definitely fags he seems the type.

 

[izec]

 

[kps88]

Looks like a shoulder to me.

 

[top1whoisman]

It's Ince's instruction sheet.

 

[Womp]

America's Nuclear codes.

 

[redzombie]

It's a pack of cards, that way he always has a trick up his sleeve.

very good

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

I don't know, but watching Robles scamper forwards over and over in that gif is oddly hypnotic.

 

[Strats]

Ban him.

 

[Raw]

I've watched this gif for a good few minutes and I'm struggling to see anything here.

 

[villain]

I want the drugs you're on

 

[SkeppyRed]

A chip?

 

[EyeInTheSky]

It's a pack of cards, that way he always has a trick up his sleeve.

your crackers

 

[RedMaestro]

I've watched this gif for a good few minutes and I'm struggling to see anything here.

If you have trouble seeing it maybe because it's too fast. Click on it to get to the gif's page and right click on the gif there and click the button to slow down the speed.

 

[Womp]

Feck, watching that gif so many times has made me realise how disproportional Zlatan's arms look in comparison to the rest of his body. He's got very slender-like arms.

 

[RedMaestro]

Looks to me as if it's one of those "technical bra's" the players sometime use to monitor their physique...

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Seems like his shoulder to me. He have slight protruding upwards shoulder. Google~

 

[Blatzo]

Kinesio tape if anything.

This is almost definitely the right answer.

Anybody who can't see the rectangle shapes on top of his shoulder (there's 2 of them) or thinks that they're part of his shoulder needs to pay more attention to human anatomy.

 

[AndyJ1985]

Probably a tracking device that helped him find the goal. All our players are having one installed.

 

[Paxi]

Er whut?

 

[Paxi]

Probably a tracking device that helped him find the goal. All our players are having one installed.

 

[Andersons Dietician]

biomorphic stimulant pack.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Ashley Williams.

 

[YouOnlyLiveTwice]

Probably a tracking device that helped him find the goal. All our players are having one installed.

 

[Vashu]

It's an invisible parrot which strings with it's legs the material on Ibra's right shoulder. It's not easy to notice them, so well done @Blatzo.

 

[Vashu]

 

[harms]

Mourinho's mind controlling device - the one that supposedly doesn't work on Shaw if he plays on the right

 

[FujiVice]

What's Zlatan carrying on his shoulders? This United side.

 

[Ronaldo's Mum Eh?]

Dude you need to get a hobby

 

[Decomposing In Paris]

He's keeping Rojo's bananas.

I really do hate to ask... Have I missed something about Rojo and bananas, or was this walking a racist line?

 

[Raw]

I really do hate to ask... Have I missed something about Rojo and bananas, or was this walking a racist line?

Mourinho gave him a banana to eat during the Rostov home game.