Zodiac XI (the most ridiculous idea for teams)

[horsechoker]

So build a team where the players have the same zodiac sign, don't take the piss, that would be such a leo thing to do.

Aries FC

Neuer

Sergio Ramos
Carlos Puyol
Bobby Moore
Roberto Carlos

N'Golo Kante
Mikel Arteta

Rivaldo (even though he won the balon d'or in that position)
Ronaldinho
Frank Ribery

Puskas

Subs:
Shezny
Vincent Kompany
Pjanic
Antony Greaseman
Khedira
Sadio Mane
Robbie Fowler

I reckon that's a Champions League winning team. I predict they'd meet take the challenge well and have a strong connection with Capricorn during the winter solstice.

 

[DWelbz19]

Chakra alignment levels in this thread are sky high. I’m sensing a strong Onyx Peridot birthstone @horsechoker

 

[horsechoker]

Chakra alignment levels in this thread are sky high. I’m sensing a strong Onyx Peridot birthstone @horsechoker

Onyx is my favourite Pokemon and I am fond of the rap group so this must be significant

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Leos United

Ederson

Joel Matip
Giorgio Chiellini
Matthias De Light

Bernardo Silva
Roy Keane
Nemanja Matic
Bastian Schweinseiger

Robin van Persie
Alan Shearer
Thierry Henry

Subs:
Robert Lewandowski, Harry Kane, Michael Carrick, Antonio Conte, David James, Antonio Valencia, Lucas Moura

Basically, we'll score more than you.

Edited up to a full 11

 

[Basa1987]

Leos United

Ederson

Joel Matip
Giorgio Chiellini
Matthias De Light

Bernardo Silva
Roy Keane
Nemanja Matic
Bastian Schweinseiger

Robin van Persie
Thierry Henry

Subs:
Alan Shearer, Robert Lewandowski, Michael Carrick, Antonio Conte, David James, Antonio Valencia, Lucas Moura

Basically, we'll score more than you.

Not if you are always a man down.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Not if you are always a man down.

having to use a back three got me confused.

 

[FrantikChicken]

Aquarius FC

Buffon

G Neville
Pique
Carragher

Robben
Xavi
Rafael Marquez
Neymar

Eriksen

C Ronaldo
Eusebio


Players who missed out:
Suarez, Tevez, Berbatov, Hagi, Stoichkov, Romario, Di Maria, Cavani, Falcao

 

[Infordin]

Gemini FC

Oliver Kahn

Kyle Walker
Javier Mascherano
Kalidou Koulibaly
Aymeric Laporte

Arturo Vidal
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard

Mohammed Salah
Sergio Aguero
Marco Reus

 

[horsechoker]

Gemini FC

Oliver Kahn

Kyle Walker
Javier Mascherano
Kalidou Koulibaly
Aymeric Laporte

Arturo Vidal
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard

Mohammed Salah
Sergio Aguero
Marco Reus

Maybe this is why they couldn't play together.

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Cancer FC

Hugo Sanchez -- Di Stefano
Z. Zidane -- Leo Messi
Patrick Viera -- De Bruyne
Gareth Bale -- Paolo Maldini -- Van Dijk -- Carlos Alberto Torres
Memo Ochoa
​

Subs: Mario Kempes, Emilio Butragueno, James Rodriguez, RVN, Raul, Son, David Alaba, Busquets, Zola.

​

 

[Zoo]

Capricorn FC

Jan Oblak

Dani Carvajal
Lilian Thuram
Jonny Evans
[Irrelevant point]

Axel Witsel
Toni Kroos
David Silva

Leroy Sane
Eden Hazard
Jamie Vardy

Subs: Hugo Lloris, Pablo Zabaleta, James Milner, Declan Rice, Aaron Ramsey, Koke, Luka Jovic

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson

 

[Chipper]

A.F.C. Pisces

 

[Invictus]

Team Libra

Figueroa missed by a mere 2 days! ಠ╭╮ಠ

 

[Stobzilla]

Aquarius FC

Buffon

G Neville
Pique
Carragher

Robben
Xavi
Rafael Marquez
Neymar

Eriksen

C Ronaldo
Eusebio


Players who missed out:
Suarez, Tevez, Berbatov, Hagi, Stoichkov, Romario, Di Maria, Cavani, Falcao

How in the dog pissin hell do you figure out that Eriksen starts as a 10 over Hagi ?