Cheesy Chants For Teams/Players

Giggzinho

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i heard a scouser tune today for dirk kuiyt


to the tune of put your hand up for detroit (recent dance tune)


put your hands up for dirk kuiyt

he loves this city!




feel free to add ones for utd or any other teams
 

Stick

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Giggzinho said:
i heard a scouser tune today for dirk kuiyt


to the tune of put your hand up for detroit (recent dance tune)


put your hands up for dirk kuiyt

he loves this city!




feel free to add ones for utd or any other teams
That's a great chant. Simple and catchy.
The best one I heard was to the tune of blame it on the boogey a few years back.

Dont blame it on Hamann
Dont blame it on Biscan
Dont blame it on Finnan
Blame it on Traore

He just cant,
He just cant,
He just cant control his feet.
 

Van Piorsing

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Stick said:
That's a great chant. Simple and catchy.
The best one I heard was to the tune of blame it on the boogey a few years back.

Dont blame it on Hamann
Dont blame it on Biscan
Dont blame it on Finnan
Blame it on Traore

He just cant,
He just cant,
He just cant control his feet.
:lol:
 

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I also recall the chant at Van Persie a while ago when he was charged with sexual assault. To the tune of the Craig David rewind song

Van Per sie, when a girl says no molesteher!!
 

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The best chant was after Houllier had a heart attack in a 12.45pm kick off.
A mere 2 hours later the Everton fans had formed a classic chant of....

(to the tune of who let the dogs out?)

Who had a heart attack....Hou...Houllier
 

the_j_man

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Or another way to chant

Put your hands up,
Put your hands up,
Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt!
His finishing's shitty...
 

Giggzinho

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izzydiggler said:
The best chant was after Houllier had a heart attack in a 12.45pm kick off.
A mere 2 hours later the Everton fans had formed a classic chant of....

(to the tune of who let the dogs out?)

Who had a heart attack....Hou...Houllier


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Giggzinho

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Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bowyer,
Oooh! Ah!
We want to knooooooow, why your not in jail!




i forgot the name of the tune it is sang to but i think most will clock on.
 

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Giggzinho said:
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bowyer,
Oooh! Ah!
We want to knooooooow, why your not in jail!




i forgot the name of the tune it is sang to but i think most will clock on.
that DJ Otzi song HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABY