Spraying garlic on the turf, Old Trafford will smell like an Italian kitchen.

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The players tomorrow will play in a kitchen when the match kicks off :D.

Sky sports "You may have heard of using tea bags to enhance your skin, or baking soda to clean the carpet, but what about garlic to improve a football pitch?
The root vegetable helps keep parasites from damaging the roots and United, along with a number of other Premier League clubs, have been using the technique once a week for the last five years.

It is used sporadically but kicks up quite a stink inside the stadium and can be smelled from half a mile away in a prevailing wind, but it is not expected to linger when Jurgen Klopp's team arrive at the weekend."
 

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This is news after 5 years of doing it?
Slow day at the office for Sky/
 

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keep the bloodsuckers off the pitch

Anti-Firmino spray with those choppers of his
 

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A good way to stop Emery winning at Old Trafford.
 

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So we've come up with a plan against that vampire Firminho. Now what to do about Salah and Mane?
 

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So we've come up with a plan against that vampire Firminho. Now what to do about Salah and Mane?
Them miniature marbles that everybody used against Falcao should do the trick.
 
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I was there yesterday, it absolutely reeked! I’d be surprised if the smell disappeared before Sunday!
 

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A good job Suarez is no longer with them.
 

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Garlic is quite possibly the worst of all bad smells.
 

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Garlic spray on Old Trafford for 5 years. Luis Suarez was sold to Barca in 2014.

This is no mere coincidence. Vampires move on when they are found out. #CrackPotTheories
 

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I was there yesterday, it absolutely reeked! I’d be surprised if the smell disappeared before Sunday!
You should've taken a photo and uploaded it here so people on RedCafe can smell it.
 

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They've been doing it for 5 years and can be smelt half a mile away but $ky decided now is the time to report it. Clutching on straws or what?
 

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Klopp licking his lips over having an excuse already in hand.
 

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Oh wow that’s interesting, gonna make it a clove game this.