Premier League Gameweek 38 | Lasagnagate pt.2

[Manncunian]

People saying what City are doing to football is damaging etc etc… However, if City weren’t a presence at the top due to “oil money” then wouldn’t it be a total one horse race with Liverpool winning easily every season with Klopp? That’s somehow better for the game is it?

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

I have every faith in Tyrone Mings, 5-0 City

 

[MUFC OK]

I just can't see City, Spurs and Burnley all winning and things staying the same, some mad drama is going to happen.

Coady gives away a pena today.

Mings will put in the performance of a lifetime.

 

[Rob]

That's crazy. By doing that you're finally giving City some credibility. You're making them relevant.

For me the rivals are clearly Utd and Everton for footballing reasons. City can win another couple of PL (as long as we keep track with or ahead of Utd's haul) and it doesn't matter a jot.

That’s the thing. I think it does matter if one club ends up winning 5 out of 6, particularly one that’s playing by different rules than the rest.

 

[christinaa]

I'm so happy that one of two great Northern Clubs will win this year's League.

Fantastic team, excellent players, wonderful supporters, friendly all over.

Good luck to Inter and Milan.

Eeeehhhhh ohhh, my mistake!

 

[SirReginald]

Surely Spurs won't shit away top 4

They only need a point.. so statistically they have only a 33% chance of doing so. Then you realize it’s only Norwich and it’s more like 10%.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I'm so happy that one of two great Northern Clubs will win this year's League.

Fantastic team, excellent players, wonderful supporters, friendly all over.

Good luck to Inter and Milan.

Eeeehhhhh ohhh, my mistake!

There is me thinking: "she ok?"
Then I read it all.

 

[Dumbstar]

I'm so happy that one of two great Northern Clubs will win this year's League.

Fantastic team, excellent players, wonderful supporters, friendly all over.

Good luck to Inter and Milan.

Eeeehhhhh ohhh, my mistake!

It's great to see when a large city can celebrate as one. Colours and badges merge into one.

 

[SirAF]

It's great to see when a large city can celebrate as one. Colours and badges merge into one.

 

[Buchan]

Relax, Gerrard is not SAF and Wenger in one. City had week to prepare.

As much as I’d love the Scousers to ‘lose’ the title in the dying seconds today, I don’t think I could take the stress that particular scenario involves for 90+ minutes.

Give me City 4-0 up at half-time instead and I’ll relax then.

 

[ayushreddevil9]

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Jokes on you because the referee would add another 10 mins and Liverpool will be awarded a penalty in the 104th minute by VAR because a wolves player fatrted inside his own box.

 

[Statue of Limitations]

What is Gerrard actually going to do ?

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
Slipped on his f***ing ass!
Mings gave it to KdB
Que sera sera

 

[Hansi Fick]

Because England are proud of their beloved blackout. Most of the times the games that are played at the same time are during the blackout.

But there's no blackout today is there? Sky Germany offers a simulcast option to the PL showdown, if I'm not mistaken, why doesn't Sky Sports in the UK?

 

[duffer]

But there's no blackout today is there?

No, and as such we'll be able to watch the goals as they happen.

 

[christinaa]

It's great to see when a large city can celebrate as one. Colours and badges merge into one.

Dumb dumb dumb!!

 

[Hoof the ball]

FFS. Have a word with yourselves. Shame.

If Liverpool win this then not only will they be in with a shout for The Treble, but an unprecedented Quadruple. A feat we can only ever match and never surpass in the history of football itself.

City winning is soulless and shallow and ultimately means nothing, but Liverpool sweeping up is a brutal sequence of events. Utterly unrecoverable if it happens. Even if we match a quadruple one day, they got there first. Etched in stone.

 

[RoyH1]

If you read between the lines it's mental heath issues. He's missed the odd game here and there for a while now.

People have speculated about panic attacks but the only thing the club has confirmed is that he "couldn't play, not that he wouldn't play". Whenever anyone is injured they just say what the injury is. Whenever it's a family issue they just say "personal issues". With Christensen they have been very awkward and cagey. My guess is they don't wanna say "he has panic attacks".

It's a real shame as a lot of internet "fans" think he's either not bothered or didn't want to get injured before his move to Barca. He's been a great servant to the club and deserves a nice send-off but he won't get one.

If that were to be the case, I seriously doubt Barcelona would be a good club for him

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

No, and as such we'll be able to watch the goals as they happen.

Ain't you lucky.
What goes on tv when there are no goals?
Comercial break?
Then: "Sorry to interupt this lovely Lidl add, but Wolves just scored, and there is fight in technical area, apparently Klopp punched 4th ref".
Back to adds.

 

[SirAF]

FFS. Have a word with yourselves. Shame.

If Liverpool win this then not only will they be in with a shout for The Treble, but an unprecedented Quadruple. A feat we can only ever match and never surpass in the history of football itself.

City winning is soulless and shallow and ultimately means nothing, but Liverpool sweeping up is a brutal sequence of events. Utterly unrecoverable if it happens. Even if we match a quadruple one day, they got there first. Etched in stone.

This guy gets it.

 

[big rons sovereign]

Just met a manc Liverpool fan.
How, why?

 

[duffer]

If that were to be the case, I seriously doubt Barcelona would be a good club for him

Who knows. The guy played a blinder in a Champions League final, he's did really well at a World Cup. I don't think it's footballing stuff that is the issue.

It's all speculation though.

 

[duffer]

Ain't you lucky.
What goes on tv when there are no goals?
Comercial break?
Then: "Sorry to interupt this lovely Lidl add, but Wolves just scored, and there is fight in technical area, apparently Klopp punched 4th ref".
Back to adds.

They're in the studio chatting about the games.

There's 3 games on today with full live coverage. The "blackout" isn't a thing today.

 

[Samid]

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"Martínez is not going to save against Manchester City. He decided to do it to arrive well to the match against Italy."

Slippy failing to motivate his players. Brutal.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

They're in the studio chatting about the games.

There's 3 games on today with full live coverage. The "blackout" isn't a thing today.

Good. So City is one, Liverpool second. Third. Hmm. Probably Burnley, or Leeds?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Good. So City is one, Liverpool second. Third. Hmm. Probably Burnley, or Leeds?

Brentford v. Leeds.

 

[giorno]

City will be up 3-0 inside 20 minutes

And Leeds going down

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Would’ve been nice to have a game on BT today, but no

 

[Dumbstar]

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"Martínez is not going to save against Manchester City. He decided to do it to arrive well to the match against Italy."

Slippy failing to motivate his players. Brutal.

That's fine, he's a shit keeper anyway so by 'going the wrong way' for every shot will result in him accidently saving it.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

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[WeePat]

City will be up 3-0 inside 20 minutes

And Leeds going down

That would be superb. I can just go back to watching Chelsea in peace without the fomo.

 

[MUFC OK]

This Sky coverage is nauseating. So so biased towards Liverpool, it’s all about them.

I know how this will end.

 

[Dumbstar]

That would be superb. I can just go back to watching Chelsea in peace without the fomo.

Why the feck would you want to go back to watching Mason Mount for yet another game? Don't you have enough nightmares already?

 

[Nero]

Don't know why there is a need for all games to kick off at the same time. Only games that are relevant to each other need to be at the same time.

 

[duffer]

Don't know why there is a need for all games to kick off at the same time. Only games that are relevant to each other need to be at the same time.

They don't know what games will be meaningful until the last few weeks.

 

[Chairman Steve]

What’s with the 4PM kick off time? Shouldnt it be 3PM?

 

[duffer]

What’s with the 4PM kick off time? Shouldnt it be 3PM?

No.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

What’s with the 4PM kick off time? Shouldnt it be 3PM?

Usually is 4 on last day I think.

 

[MUFC OK]

What’s with the 4PM kick off time? Shouldnt it be 3PM?

For another hour of unwatchable build up/Liverpool montages.

 

[Random Task]

I am not the least bit concerned how this day is going to pan out.

Villa are shit shit, City are not. It's that simple.

We have nothing to worry about

 

[Chairman Steve]

But why 4PM when the rest of the season 3PM is the standard kickoff time? Are we sure it isn’t Murdoch and other TV companies being cnuts or something?

Plus I hate the fact its always on a Sunday and not Saturday. Sundays can feck off because it’s back to work tomorrow morning. Rant done