The Incredible Sulk – also known as Marcus Rashford

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The Oracle

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What is it with this kid/man child?

I refuse to call Marcus a mature grown man because he doesn’t act like one.

Does he not realize what an absolutely privileged position he is in to be wearing the shirt of Manchester United, and representing our club?

Once again he decided to throw his toys out of the pram because he was asked to play on the right wing instead of his favoured left wing position.

I’m sick and tired of his stinking attitude.
 

Leftback99

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The purple patch last season fooled a lot of us into thinking he’d turned a corner. Many of us just had it right that he isn’t very good.
 

Juicy Juiced

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Maybe pogba wasn’t the cancer
People can have more than one cancer.

About Rashford, imho he wasn't ever that good, but club gave him everything too soon. Club was desperate for that new face of the club and he was at right place at the right time.
 

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He’s a big part of the problem but some people aren’t ready for that conversation. He’s become too big for everyone at this club right now to the point the thought of selling this underperformer is a blasphemous one.
 

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Shaw. Maguire. Bruno. Super effort. The rest; okay. Honourable mention; Mainoo and AWB. Rashford gets a 1.
 

UnrelatedPsuedo

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He’s a more talented Wellbeck. Such a player but his level swings from easily droppable to undroppable so randomly.

Garnacho is similar, but even when he’s not impactful he contributes.

Rashford ain’t for this league. He’d destroy the Bundesliga.
 

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Beanz just missing his mates Sanch and Jessparagus.

Seriously though, it’s proper sad the effort he puts in.
 

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He has zero belief in Ten Hag and a choice between the pair for me is Rashford.

It's wrong he is is not performing for Ten Hag but he is the better bet for us.
 

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Those of us who wanted him sold a couple seasons back were right. But as usual the dimwits in charge and many top reds refuse to think about the long term good of this club

We're sinking further because we continue to make one stupid mistake after another and no lessons are ever learnt
 

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He's a wanker.

Cheats on his bird, parks his mclaren illegally outside jewellers while he gets his bling, constantly tosses it off on the pitch while being paid 300 grand a week and looking like he'd rather be anywhere else.

First class arse hole.
 

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He's having an absolute shocker of a season. He should not be starting games at the moment.
 

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Congrats to the fanbase who yet again got fooled by his purple patch fishing for a new contract.
 

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I'm tired of Rashford personally. He's incapable of playing 2 good seasons in a row and when he's awful he doesn't give a shit about the team to the point of not even trying to run or press. He's not worth the hassle. I will get rid personally. I want to try something new as we have been trying it with him for a long time with no success and honestly, his good performance isn't worth enduring his shit ones.
 

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He started on the right wing today, that's on the manager.
He’s been awful on the left all season. He’s only on the right wing because Garnacho is our most in-form attacker and even he hasn’t been that great.

He shouldn’t be making the team let’s be honest, I haven’t seen players play that poorly for us and still start every week in all my life tbh.

He’s making a living off a couple of purple patches and in reality belongs at a mid table club that play on the break.
 

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He started on the right wing today, that's on the manager.
So his excuse for not running or being able to complete a simple 5 yard pass is because he was played on the right?

Luke Shaw is a left back and was our best player today as a centre back, the excuses for Rashford are absolutely ludicrous at this point.
 

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The huge drop-offs in form and him seeming sullen and detached were somewhat forgivable in the past because it seemed to coincide with him playing hurt but I don't know what the feck is going on this year. When he's right he's one of the few players at the club who is actually good enough, nobody else in our squad could have been anywhere near as productive as he was last year but that makes this year even more disappointing.

None of the other attackers necessarily deserve to start but he needs to be dropped regardless, you can't keep playing someone who is showing such little energy and quality.
 

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Said it before, i think players with attitude like this over a prolong of time is more insulting to the club, over one interview that Ronaldo or Henderson did.

Both cases are shite, but for me frequency trumps over single event. At least, both should have equal critisism from fans.
 

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He lacks winning mentality. And he blames everyone else for his shortcomings.

Get rid.
There was a point today when AWB made an overlapping run into a good position but he overhit the pass straight out for a goal kick. Then he threw his arms about like it was AWB's fault.
 

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Nice work if you can get it.
What a world we live in. Food banks, kids growing up in bed and breakfasts, fuel poverty, and Marcus Rashford getting 300K per week. That’s some way to organise society.
And millions of people worldwide cheering on the lazy cnut each week. Funny old world
 

Garethw

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Something has happened behind the scenes. He’s either got some serious problems in his home life or he’s fallen out with ETH. 99.9% of the time he wanders around with a face like a smacked arse! He’s seemingly not even trying any more.
 

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Something has happened behind the scenes. He’s either got some serious problems in his home life or he’s fallen out with ETH. 99.9% of the time he wanders around with a face like a smacked arse! He’s seemingly not even trying any more.
He wouldn't be consistently playing every game if he fell with the manager I believe, going by the way Ten Hag treats anyone who doesn't bow to him.
 

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I refuse to believe a player can experience such a nosedive in terms of performance level.
This is unbelievable.

I also don't think we need to keep starting him, this isn't working for both parties.
 

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He wouldn't be consistently playing every game if he fell with the manager I believe, going by the way Ten Hag treats anyone who doesn't bow to him.
Unless he's 'too big to drop', in a way that Sancho and even Varane aren't, in terms of their 'brand' - and the way the club exploits it - as well as, to some extent, influence in the dressing room. It's still conjecture, but there are rumours and circumstantial evidence for both being somewhat true.
 
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