Recent content by beedoubleyou

  1. Juan Mata | Official: Signs two-year contract with option of a third

    If only we had the Internet when Brian McClair got his final contract. Jesus. I think I'm done with you lot.
  2. Juan Mata | Official: Signs two-year contract with option of a third

    Mata’s salary will not change significantly but the three-year contract contrasts well with the one year offered initially. He played 32 times last season, scoring six goals. He was taken off at half-time in the Champions League against Paris Saint-Germain. Despite playing an increasingly...
  3. Pogba Future

    Don't want that prick either! I never felt the same about Rooney again. At least Rooney (like Ramos) has but in the best part of a decade doing a shift - Pogba has barely lifted his finger for half a season at a time.
  4. Pogba Future

    He's openly engineering a move away. It doesn't matter if he's good or not.
  5. Pogba Future

    He wasn't though, was he? How much have we spent since then? How much have we invested in managers? It's all been done wrong until we gave Mou the boot, but you can hardly accuse the club of not throwing money at the problem.
  6. Pogba is by far the biggest star in the League

    Who cares? He's great for only a third of our matches, for another third he's awful and the final third is reserved for performances so forgettable that your memory of them is based entirely on whether you like him or not. Either way, biggest star isn't playing anywhere near as good as many a...
  7. The thought of losing Rashford

    Taken me a while to notice - but a lot of people who post here, especially in the negative toward your Rashfords - well, they ain't so much United fans as they are pieces of shit who we're better off without. I'd rather have less pieces of shit never-been-to-old-trafford-cnuts than I would...
  8. Jose Antonio Reyes killed in car accident

    Where was he trying to shop? The Post Office?
  9. Man Utd set to appoint Director of Football (when hell freezes over)

    It's getting to the point where I think the worst fans in football are Manchester United fans. fecking numpties.
  10. Man Utd set to appoint Director of Football (when hell freezes over)

    I am outraged about all these rumours. Outraged. The club is pathetic, everything is embarrassing and I know what won't work before anyone else has even thought about it. When it goes wrong, I'll be right here to tell you I told you so.
  11. Let’s sign Gareth Bale

    If we loan Bale, we are not allowed to sign any other players for seven transfer windows.
  12. James Wilson Leaving | Signs for Salford City FC

    "Now I can go and burn my whole office" - Dr. StrangeHate
  13. James Wilson Leaving | Signs for Salford City FC

    Username checks out.
  14. James Wilson Leaving | Signs for Salford City FC

    You're right to be hysterical, they deliberately coached him to rupture a cruciate ligament at a key stage in his development.
  15. Would United fans take Benzema?

    Think we've had our fill of past-their-best forwards.