Recent content by dave2528

  1. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    That headline has been writing itself for the past two months. Don't think he's gonna get the axe until after the season is over.
  2. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Keep thinking about how the INEOS contingency just wanted ETH to go out there until the end of the season and show them how he can play the system they want, only for us to completely shit the bed and then wallow around in it. We look as bad as we ever have and you've got a manager and players...
  3. Post match vs Bournemouth

    Point away at powerhouse Bournemouth. Get. In. We do pretty alright for a team lacking any sort of competent coaching, setup, or game plan. Just go and hoof it for a bit lads. Don't worry about shape or formation or any of that fancy nonsense.
  4. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    He's also pretty dire when it comes to in-game management and substitutions... His lineups can sometimes be puzzling... His tactics have us conceding almost the most shots in the league at 445 (we're 12 behind West Ham, 6 behind Sheffield)...
  5. The genius of Marcus Rashford

    All while being part of some of the abjectly worst teams in the clubs recent history, and while he himself has put in numerous truly terrible and wholly uninspired performances. No one will disagree that when he's on song, he's a world class talent. The problem is that the number of bad...
  6. Transfer Tweets - Manchester United - 2023/24

    Crazy how much a player's value plummets when they earn top dollar while simultaneously downing tools, or sexually assaulting their partner. But, yeah, we overpaid for a ton of garbage and now we're stuck cleaning up the mess the Glazer's created.
  7. Luton Town vs Manchester United

    We need to sell Bruno this summer. He's a hindrance to us getting better and we might fetch a decent amount for him.
  8. Post match vs West Ham United

    Glad Moyesie could bring his kids over to shithouse and playact. Been nice to drop 5 or 6 on them but we're not good enough right now to do that.
  9. Fairly mainstream opinion : Onana isn’t Fabrice Ondoa, or very good

    Don't expect he'll be here after the summer. Sir Jim and Co. will not want a keeper on the books who lost the use of his hands.
  10. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Hate to say but his time here should be up at the end of the season. He isn't cut out for this level of competition and his signings have been expensive and somewhat shite.
  11. Post match vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

    Sack Fergie, Sell Giggs
  12. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Manchester United

    MAINOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Manchester United

    Antony with his patented one move...that he uses every time he has the ball.
  14. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Manchester United

    I know we just bought him but we have to replace Onana this summer. He's garbage.