Recent content by distant_red

  1. Player quirks

    Gabriel Jesus looking like a little boy who’s about to burst into tears every time things are going against him.
  2. Ways to make kick off more interesting

    A penalty shoot-out.
  3. Why does Rashford keep pointing at his head™?

    He has the implant from the Sarah Pinkster novel, 'We Are All Satellites.'
  4. Players whose stints at United are totally forgotten....

    I was only reminded of Tom Thorpe recently when playing an old Football Manager save. Demetri Mitchell, Saidy Janko as well.
  5. All I want for Christmas (2022) is... (no SIUUUUUU jumper discussion)

    I wonder if 'BMW Convertible' is code for someone else's wi....
  6. League football is boring

    The World Cup, Euros etc may have all that drama they have, final games of the group round, the knockouts, the final, but League football is where United is and Manchester United is of more interest to me than any International comp. Man Utd are in my heart, whereas Int. football exists outside it.
  7. Gianluca Vialli has passed away | RIP

    Dang. I always loved watching him back in the day. I hope he can somehow pull through.
  8. Manchester United's trash football

    Shoretire must think force field is on bin when he has a go.
  9. Common Bad On-Field Habits of Professional Footballers That Annoy You

    Many tackles eliciting the look of fake agonising pain. Then the fake limping thinking we believe their bs.
  10. Phil Jones will outlast Ronaldo and the Glazers

    I think he makes each one, types them up that is.
  11. Do Brazil dance too much? Never gonna dance again

    The Aussies would run to the corner flag where a bbq would be fired up, as they flipped sausages and sang, while guzzling down beer.
  12. The absurdity of the 1930 World Cup

    This reminds me of the 1904 Olympic marathon. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-1904-olympic-marathon-may-have-been-the-strangest-ever-14910747/
  13. Do Brazil dance too much? Never gonna dance again

    Indeed. 2026 has great possibilities for it. "This VAR presentation is brought you by the following sponsors." They proceed to list them all, followed at the end by: "And contributions from fans like you." And to finish: "VAR, for all your replay needs."
  14. What would be the most entertaining world cup final?

    A game like the 2006 first knockout round game between Mexico & Argentina.
  15. Do Brazil dance too much? Never gonna dance again

    "And out come the VAR dancers!" I could see it happening one day, to spice up the waiting for a decision. They'd dance alongside the ref when he runs to the monitor.