Recent content by Herman Toothrot

It was cringe. Stumbling over her words to get to petty name calling. It was so cheap. Dreadful.

I wish he was a bit worse. He's not quite shit enough to be automatically funny, there's a good chance Hojlund never gets this good, but those TickTok songs have made him a default joke.

Ten Hag has been dug out, time after time, not by high level tactics, but by moments from his most talented, or at least, most effective, players. Many have argued that Fernandes, Rashford and McTominay have no part to play in his system. 'These are the wrong players'. Yet all three have...

Those bastards in the media reporting exactly what everyone else is thinking. When will they get off our backs? It's been a brilliant season.

We last beat City sixteen months ago, we can't still be celebrating that, can we? If so, well let's not forget Liverpool knocking seven goals past us since then. The Liverpool game was a classic, I agree, so was the Coventry one. It's fun when an underdog does well. Nobody will paint us as...

Rooney, in a heartbeat.

I assumed this was bumped because of Nicholas Jackson.

Man in warm bath gets hot.

We have been dreadful since last February, and were only good sporadically before then.

Me too, replayed them both (I do not recognise three onwards) ahead of Return and enjoyed them, I even had to cheat at certain points. Loads of retro games still hold up, especially things like side scrolling platformers where the genre was perfected. Even more complicated games, Daggerfall, for...

Well, if we are going Amiga, then it really has to be Syndicate.

When was Discovery good? The first season was bad, especially all the Klingon nonsense with Clem Fandango, the Spock recon was darn right offensive, the discovery and subsequent cover-up of the mycelium network was daft, the constant low level emotional fragility of the crew was equal parts...

Ajax getting to that semi final, and losing to Spurs by the way, is the worst thing to happen to Manchester United since a horse born in 1999.

Sure. But you still had a better pool of players to pick from than most of the opposing managers that beat you. What is he? The Paul Pogba of managers where he can be brilliant but if only a magical combination of players are available?

He certainly doesn't seem to understand the word 'natural' in relation to arm position.