Recent content by iKeano

  1. André Onana | 2023/24 Performances

    Poor with his hands. Poor with his feet. Costly mistakes all season. Undroppable. Walking off at half time on Wednesday laughing with AWB. I've said it all along, Onana will be investigated for matchfixing before his career is done. He's a truly average keeper. The shots he stops are 90% bread...
  2. Tyrell Malacia | 2023/24 Performances

    The misplaced hype around this guy is nuts. He's probably behind AWB and Dalot anyway... and that's saying something!
  3. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    1000% this. An underwhelming season like this isn't the anomaly, it's the norm. Last season was the one off. His BAU is a few flashes of brilliance each season among continual complaining, being grumpy for being played out of his seemingly as of yet unknown favourite position, throwing his...
  4. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    100% this! If he's still here next Feb (giving Ineos one window to deal with the absolute deadweight and until Jan window to negotiate whatever club we can get to take Rashford and his ridiculous contract off our hands) - that's my benchmark of how serious they are. We need to set down a marker...
  5. Diogo Dalot | 2023/24 Performances

    Utterly brain dead. His brain thinks he's Ronaldo but his feet say Ronald McDonald. People saying he's out POTY this season... Jesus wept.
  6. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    This sums it up perfectly. Everyone seems to think he's the solution, when he's part of the problem. Moments of genius are too few and far between. He's not reliable, not consistent and ultimately not good enough.
  7. Tyrell Malacia | 2023/24 Performances

    Stinks doesn't it? Keane was back in less time when he did his ACL 20+ years ago. There's something rotten I the Utd Medical team and has been for years - no other club has these ongoing, secretive vague injuries. Malacia isn't the answer anyway, just another bang average player taking up a spot...
  8. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    Or any of the perma-injured. Malacia has now been out longer than Keane was when he did his cruciate. Shaw has been unavailable for more games than available in almost 10years. Mount just added to the list of vaguely unavailable. He was fairly vague on the pitch in any event but still.
  9. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    Utd press release on their website 27th Decemeber that he was "back training on grass". If you can run on a pitch in December, you can play a game in March. Awful signing, was never and will never work at Utd.
  10. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    Get his goal video clipped and sent to PSG quick-smart. Sell sell sell. His performance today was like his career in 90mins. A flash of absolute insane brilliance and then fumbling, moaning inconsistency for the rest.
  11. Who replaces Ten Hag?

    I think people will judge Ten Hag on what happened at Man Utd but in honesty that job was a poison chalice given everything that was going on around them at the time so he shouldnt be judged on that in any way... If completely & obviously unnecessary disastrous signing of Chelsea reject Mason...
  12. Manchester City vs Manchester United

    The players we have available (and unavailable) are sub par, miles behind city... but what baffles me is the apparent complete lack of coaching. Week in, week out we see a Utd team with no coherence, no style, no strategy. Left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. We just hope for...
  13. Manchester City vs Manchester United

    Never doubted him!
  14. Manchester City vs Manchester United

    Hoping ETH has done his business & fired upnthe lads... based on what exactly? ETH does basically the same 'business' every game. No tactics, no in game management, 62nd minute subs & blind hope. As for firing up the lads, have you watched Utd in the past ten years? Last time Rashford was fired...