Recent content by Maldini's Hair

I haven't always agreed with everything he's said in the media but he was bang on point last night. We were a shambles. completely unidentifiable as a professional football team. Which, when you consider our financial muscle, global appeal and apparent 'genius' of a manager is nothing short of...

I don't think I've ever been less optimistic about anything ever to be honest. I can't see us beating the scouse at all at the minute and West Ham are looking great at the minute. A far more cohesive unit than we are. Defensively we are a complete shambles at the minute and both Liverpool and...

Awful defending, great save. These set pieces are going to be our undoing tonight. We're sunday league at defending them.

If I'm online and not doing anything I'll join a pro clubs game. Add me 'JaLloyd'. I'm bang average but my pro is an 87 CAM so that might make up for it.

How fast is Vardy? Ridiculous pace

I'd love for Leicester to win it. We're nowhere near it and it would be such a brilliant story to go from where they were to winning the PL in a year. Utterly bonkers, but it's great.

They pay their money to go every week - they're entitled to voice their discontent with the rubbish they endure every single home game. Though it should be saved for Halftime - Fulltime rather than during the match in my opinion (which it generally is).

Not sure if it's been mentioned in here yet but deep, deep within the article it actually mentions that he's retiring. So that would explain why the job has been available, they've known for a while he's retiring. There are clearly issues at youth level but the narrative in the media appears to...

He's utterly useless. Can't honestly see how LvG think he actually offers anything at all in the starting 11. He's not even particularly good in the air and seems to lose headers against players a foot smaller than him. If only football was played solely with ones chest, he'd be remarkable.

I like him, he's direct and seems to link up well with the other attacking players. However, his uncanny ability to fluff excellent goal scoring opportunities shouldn't be ignored. Needs to sharpen up on his composure if he wants to make it here.

:D Reality no longer interests me.

I'll be out playing football so missing this one. Which is why this will be an incredible display of attacking dynamism from the players and a tactical masterclass from LvG and Giggsy. 0-6 - Walk in the (St. James')park :nervous:

He's exactly the type of player we should be looking to sign in January. Attainable, good age, hard-working, excellent finisher, seems to be constantly improving and by all accounts seems he is a United fan. Can't see many negatives in it to be honest.

Well that's how quickly things can change. They haven't touched the ball this half but almost level there...

We are desperately awful.