Recent content by Mark Armstrong

Give him the No 7

MOTM Juan Mata?

Just wondering if the lads can see each other in this new kit...

Yes, I can confirm it was a joke. I am 37 years old and don't take football that seriously. If you think this is bad you should see some of the Call Of Duty stuff I post on Facebook. I am sarcastic. Apologies. I did genuinely check where the ref is from, but only because I work with a guy...

Funny. In 37 years I've never felt the desire to look up where a ref was born... Peter Bankes – Unknown - Merseyside Peter Bankes has managed nine Premier League fixtures so far this season having made his name as a regular in the Championship. It is not know who Bankes supports, but he is...

I know you can switch the crowd on and off nowadays, can we switch this turncoat off too.

I had the pleasure of meeting this gent and interviewing him years and years ago when his book came out. He happily signed 'from one great footballer to another' (he took my word for it) top top man.

Anybody else shout 'goal' the moment Greenwood received the ball at that tight angle? Such is his class you just expect him to ping those in. Standard.

Trying to think back to the last time he put in a World Class performance for us? Have Real fallen so far down they'd consider breaking the bank for mediocrity? A rich man's Djemba-Djemba.

Redbull, and while we are at it rebrand to RB Manchester.

My little girl started a new school today. If she came home spouting the same shiz that Alexis has I would tell her to grow a pair and give it a chance. Biggest transfer disappointment in modern history for me, frankly when you're paying hundreds of thousands of pounds a week to someone and...

A great thread, but wont last long as I know the answer. There are some apartments available to rent on the Greek Island of Thassos. Indeed around Thassos you will see many small signs to 'Eric's Bar' if you are like me, you'll spend the day following said signs and arrive at Eric's Bar, to...

I think a pre-Fernandes Fred would have been my vote. Post lockdown he's not had too many chances, but he was doing a splendid job in my mind.

The best thing about having Fernandes is that with his quality, passion and enthusiasm it will soften the blow for even the most dedicated Pogba fanboy, if indeed they still exist. If this was a Pogba OR Fernandes thread I think we know the answer.

Circa 1991, I had moved junior schools. I knew nothing of football. WWF was my "sport". I had two new best buddies, both called Tom. Tom B and Tom G. It was Tom Gs Birthday but deep down I preferred Tom B, who was a Spurs supporter. Tom Gs birthday party was football themed. I needed a...