Recent content by Oscar Bonavena

  1. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    The amount of time, energy and money that was taken to sign this guy. Decent player, but like most of the clueless fans on here, I could not see where he would fit into the team or why we needed him. But I thought, ok, ten Hag must have a plan for him, he wouldn't be going balls out to sign a...
  2. Amad Diallo | 2023/24 Performances

    Going by ten Hag's judgement of players, Amad should take that as a badge of honour.
  3. Casemiro | 2023/24 Performances

    I'd like to think that Casemiro will be the last time the club signs an ageing player for well over the odds, an unfeasibly long contract and sky high wages, just to act as a "stopgap". But I'm sure we'll do it again.
  4. Rasmus Højlund | 2023/24 Performances

    Atalanta. And Ajax. And Inter. And Dortmund. And Real Madrid. Clubs around Europe must be laughing any time we come calling.
  5. Onana has not worked out. We need a new keeper.

    I want to like this kid, but he's not up to the job. It's bite the bullet time. Admit it's been a failed experiment and get a better keeper in.
  6. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Only the fourth defeat of the year? Oh, that's OK then, Erik! Honestly, he's f**king trolling us at this stage.
  7. Onana has not worked out. We need a new keeper.

    Decent shout.
  8. Onana has not worked out. We need a new keeper.

    O'Shea kept a clean sheet.
  9. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    The problems at the club go much much deeper than ten Hag, but if he's still in place for the Cup Final we have absolutely no chance.
  10. Crystal Palace vs Manchester United

    Managers don't resign anymore, why would they when they get a massive payoff when they get sacked?!
  11. Crystal Palace vs Manchester United

    2 years on and we're no better than the last days of Ragnick. What a f**king waste of 2 years.
  12. Kieran McKenna | Ipswich manager

    Great achievement for him. I always fear for managers who have taken a team into the Premier League against the odds though. The team usually struggles (understandably) and the manager gets the chop in January because the owners are looking for a "new manager bounce" that might just about scrape...
  13. Throwing pts against Arsenal?

    We'll probably turn on our best performance of the season against Arsenal and pump them 4-0.
  14. Facts about football that shouldn't be true - but are

    That can't be true. That's 1 offside every 16 games for a player who relied heavily on his speed in behind?!